What if Rihanna were Prime Minister?
Submitted by PUDRYR
Some weeks ago, the ole man noted a comment from Mr. William Skinner, a fellow blogger where, while he spoke of breaking the deleterious chains of this BDLP Duopoly, he suggested the possible advancing of Rihanna Fenty as Prime Minister.
The ole man has been examining his suggestion anew in the light our serious need for “New Blood” perspective and the necessity to break this rut that our country has descended into.
We have no national inspiration nor any desire, like Rihanna, for Bajans to aspire to be “A Credit to their nation Wherever We May GO.”
I humbly suggest to you readers that what we need is a radical disruption and departure from this path of useless incompetents and a need to have ALL of our people embrace real change.
And I humbly suggest that this change WILL BE FOUND in Rihanna.
Many people (of whom the Honourable Blogmaster numbers high in this list), are quick to say that “Mia Mottley is a millionaire” as if this is some superlative qualification.
But the ole man, would ask those of you, who will read this submission, (INCLUDING RIHANNA?) to contemplate the instructive Cassius/Brutus comments (Act I Scene 2)
Brutus and Caesar—what should be in that “Caesar”? “Rihanna and Mia” —what should be in that “Mia”?
Why should that name be sounded more than yours?
Write them together, yours is as fair a name. Sound them, it doth become the mouth as well.
Weigh them, it is as heavy. Conjure with ’em, “Brutus” will start a spirit as soon as “Caesar.” And “Rihanna” will start a spirit as soon as “Mia.”
Now in the names of all the gods at once, Upon what meat doth this our Mia feed, That she is grown so great?
Age, thou art shamed! Barbados, thou hast lost the breed of noble bloods!
When went there by an age, since the great Errol Barrow, But BIM was famed with more than with one (wo)man?
When could they say till now, that talked of BIM, That BIM’s wide walks encompassed but one (wo)man?
Rihanna Fenty “is a millionairess too”, many times more that Mia Mottley (at least what Mia’s official declaration states heheheheh)
Mia is said to be able to speak without a paper, AND, as an actress, so can Rihanna.
Mia has 26 ministers around her running the finances of Barbados – a $1.5 billion indebted country, OF WHOM 21 MINISTERS ARE IDIOTS!!
Rihanna is part of a MULTIBILLION DOLLAR empire AND IS SURROUNDED BY, & HAS ACCESS TO OVER 1,000 FINANCIAL EXPERTS, people whose performance validation contracts don’t permit them to tinker with finances, THEY GET THE JOB RIGHT, EVERY TIME, or they get fired. FULLSTOP
Do you Bajans who truly want change, understand this?
Examine the PROVEN OPTIONS we have right here in our Ambassador Plenipotentiary Rihanna Fenty!!
Like William Skinner, I am doubtful that WE CAN MAKE THESE BDLP CLOWNS straighten up, and fly right, but I wish encourage average bajans, people WHO DOES NOT FEEL like you are a part of the MOTTLEY solution – we have A VIABLE SUCCESSFUL ALTERNATIVE – FENTY FOR 2023!!!