What if Rihanna were Prime Minister?

Submitted by PUDRYR

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Some weeks ago, the ole man noted a comment from Mr. William Skinner, a fellow blogger where, while he spoke of breaking the deleterious chains of this BDLP Duopoly, he suggested the possible advancing of Rihanna Fenty as Prime Minister.

The ole man has been examining his suggestion anew in the light our serious need for “New Blood” perspective and the necessity to break this rut that our country has descended into.

We have no national inspiration nor any desire, like Rihanna, for Bajans to aspire to be “A Credit to their nation Wherever We May GO.”

I humbly suggest to you readers that what we need is a radical disruption and departure from this path of useless incompetents and a need to have ALL of our people embrace real change.

And I humbly suggest that this change WILL BE FOUND in Rihanna.

Many people (of whom the Honourable Blogmaster numbers high in this list), are quick to say that “Mia Mottley is a millionaire” as if this is some superlative qualification.

But the ole man, would ask those of you, who will read this submission, (INCLUDING RIHANNA?) to contemplate the instructive Cassius/Brutus comments  (Act I Scene 2)

Brutus and Caesar—what should be in that “Caesar”? “Rihanna and Mia” —what should be in that “Mia”?

Why should that name be sounded more than yours?

Write them together, yours is as fair a name. Sound them, it doth become the mouth as well.

Weigh them, it is as heavy. Conjure with ’em, “Brutus” will start a spirit as soon as “Caesar.” And Rihanna will start a spirit as soon as Mia.”

Now in the names of all the gods at once, Upon what meat doth this our Mia feed, That she is grown so great?

Age, thou art shamed! Barbados, thou hast lost the breed of noble bloods!

When went there by an age, since the great Errol Barrow, But BIM was famed with more than with one (wo)man?

When could they say till now, that talked of BIM, That BIM’s wide walks encompassed but one (wo)man?

Rihanna Fenty is a millionairess too”, many times more that Mia Mottley (at least what Mia’s official declaration states heheheheh)

Mia is said to be able to speak without a paper, AND, as an actress, so can Rihanna.

Mia has 26 ministers around her running the finances of Barbados – a $1.5 billion indebted country, OF WHOM 21 MINISTERS ARE IDIOTS!!

Rihanna is part of a MULTIBILLION DOLLAR empire AND IS SURROUNDED BY, & HAS ACCESS TO OVER 1,000 FINANCIAL EXPERTS, people whose performance validation contracts don’t permit them to tinker with finances, THEY GET THE JOB RIGHT, EVERY TIME, or they get fired. FULLSTOP

Do you Bajans who truly want change, understand this?

Examine the PROVEN OPTIONS we have right here in our Ambassador Plenipotentiary Rihanna Fenty!!

Like William Skinner, I am doubtful that WE CAN MAKE THESE BDLP CLOWNS straighten up, and fly right, but I wish encourage average bajans, people WHO DOES NOT FEEL like you are a part of the MOTTLEY solution – we have A VIABLE SUCCESSFUL ALTERNATIVE – FENTY FOR 2023!!!

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  • pieceuhderockyeahright

    @ Nineofnine
    @ Theophillus

    No that is not what I am saying

    The dual citizens are bajans in the diaspora who qualify to access 1st world resources as citizens.

    They are engaged under special dispensations which facilitate these citizen satellites and permit the draw down of specific resources SUCH AS THE SAME ONES YOU SPOKE OF EARLIER THAG BAJSNS CANNOT ACCESS!!

    Run with me here

    The type of people at our embassies have to be different…

    They have go be retrained…de ole man can provide the training.

    Mia would understand what de ole man is saying CAUSE SHE SELF DEALING EIGH THE SSME SHYT# RIGHT NOW which is causing her to have to attend every freaking conference for Barbados.

    The $2000 VOIP equipment will compliment this virtualization of trade and commerce and CUT DOWN ALL DE INGRUNT TRAVEL AND PER DIEM.

    So and this is for the class idiots like Kerrie and Sandra and Ronald, let me break it down for wunna clowns.

    Say I have a so called Animation cluster at the so called innovation centre at BIDC in Fontabelle

    My newly staffed embassies become the first wave for my outreaches for these bajans who are going to be allowed to have VOIP encounters hosted at the Barbados embassy which is retrofitted with booths

    So I have main meeting and then breakaway encounters for Bajans in Barbados and US, Canadian or whomever.

    But it becomes the Signature Virtualization outreach of Barbados’ branded outreach FOR SPECIFIC LOW HANGING FRUIT.

    If an embassy (backed say by a Rihanna initiated outreach) becomes a venue for targeted hostings of this ttype, the small unknown bajan enterprise gets an opportunity to interact with the real world WITHOUT THE INITIAL EXPENSES.

    BTW this is 4 concepts presented above

    Repurposing our embassies

    Retraining our embassy staff

    Virtualizing our outreaches and

    Incorporating our Diaspora Assets &

    Incorporating Rihanna Fenty at the Macro level

    Ooops there I go again showing that I cant count.

    Each aspect of the above has been posted here on BU at some time over the time de ole man has been posting here or has been preferred to 4 successive governments

    Ent doing dat again fellers, it depletes the sand in the HOURGLASS and that is not de ole man’s direction no mo’

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  • The thing is an adopted country can revoke citizenship, but your navel string is buried in your birth country which cannot revoke your citizenship. It is on this premise that ones allegiance lies., but I clearly understand your doubts.

    Diplomatic immunity is merely a perk, what is of importance is the greater picture that requires all Embassies/Ambassadors/Consulates work to facilitate the needs of its citizens home and abroad. Certainly, candidates would be subjected to an eligibility process.

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  • pieceuhderockyeahright

    @ the Honourable Blogmaster your assistance please with an item for Nineofnine and Theophillus thank you kindly

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  • pieceuhderockyeahright

    @ Nineofnine
    @ Theophillus

    No the construct of embassy employees who are dual citizens is not what I am saying.

    The dual citizens that I seek to engage with are “bajans in the diaspora” who qualify to access 1st world resources as citizens of that 1st world jurisdiction

    These carefully researched persons are engaged under special dispensations with our GoB which facilitate these “citizen satellites”.

    This is to permit access to, and potentially the draw down of, specific resources SUCH AS THE SAME LEGAL SERVICES ONES YOU SPOKE OF EARLIER THAT BAJANS CANNOT ACCESS!!

    Run with me here as we create specific vehicles for our country

    In conjunction with the above module, The type of people at our embassies have to be different…

    They have to be retrained…de ole man can provide the training.

    Mia would understand what de ole man is saying CAUSE SHE SELF DEALING WITH THE SAME SHYT# RIGHT NOW which is causing her to have to attend every freaking conference for Barbados – for every single ministry!!!

    The $2000 VOIP equipment will compliment this virtualization of Barbados trade and commerce and CUT DOWN ALL DE INGRUNT TRAVEL AND PER DIEM.

    So, and this simplification is for the class idiots like Kerrie and Sandra and Ronald, let me break it down for wunna clowns.

    Say I have a so called Animation cluster at the so called innovation centre at BIDC in Fontabelle

    My newly staffed embassies become the first wave for my outreaches for these bajans who are going to be allowed to have VOIP encounters hosted at the Barbados embassy with suitable partner companies who are identified and then contacted.

    Our embassy is purpose-retrofitted with VOIP booths for one on one or one to many or many to many encounters.

    So I can have main meeting and then breakaway encounters for Bajans in Barbados and counterparts in US, Canadian or whomever.

    But it becomes the Signature Virtualization outreach of Barbados’ branded outreach FOR “SPECIFIC LOW HANGING FRUIT.”

    If an embassy (backed say by a Rihanna initiated outreach) becomes a venue for targeted hostings of this ttype, the small unknown bajan enterprise gets an opportunity to interact with the real world, WITHOUT THE INITIAL EXPENSES.

    BTW thes are 4 concepts presented above

    Repurposing our embassies

    Retraining our embassy staff

    Virtualizing our outreaches and

    Incorporating our Diaspora Assets &

    Incorporating Rihanna Fenty at the Macro level

    Ooops there I go again showing that I cant count.

    Each aspect of the above has been posted here on BU at some time, over the time de ole man has been posting here, or has been preferred to 4 successive governments INCLUDING THIS ONE but dem is not ready and want to play effing games

    Ent doing dat again fellers, it depletes the sand in the HOURGLASS and that is not de ole man’s direction no mo’

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  • pieceuhderockyeahright

    @ the Honourable Blogmaster your help please thank you kindly

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  • fuh real

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  • Thanks Piece for that clarification, surely a virtual space has its benefits, the setup has minimal costs while the potential for exposure, consultation and collaboration is exponential to open doors not easily accessed.

    Somewhat built on the “internet café” structure. These ideas, disclosed on this tread is worth millions.
    Where are the RADICAL IMPLIMENTORS in this society?

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  • They must be in the sandbox?

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  • Is there a case for education in terms of knowing or in identifying needs that leads to developing the capacity to create strategic models through innovation, workable concepts, designing and all the related scientific fields that support economic, social and human development as well as the potential to earn from career opportunities NOW as part of the education curriculum in schools and universities.

    Society needs structure that will thrive to fill the void of those things necessary for its development.

    Too many with skills and ideas are wasting away in sandboxes where opportunity to excel is found wanting.

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  • @ David

    It would be “profitable” to BARBADOS UNDERGROUND to keep those articles with the highest comment count at the top to allow consistent interest, comments and visibility. Too many great interactive articles are lost to archives due to non visibility after a short gestation to new and not so impactful articles.

    Hope you see the point posited.

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  • @nineofnine
    Sounds like a good idea but it is a very bad suggestion

    The top 20 articles would be about Donald Trump.

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  • LOL Gazerts, then select the top 2

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  • @ Theophillus

    You does mek a feller laugh bad though, Donald Trump …..

    It really is not about Trunk as much as it is about issues of racism that bubble to the top of our society.

    People comment vicariously on Trunk and the KKK and all the rest but in reality what is happening is “transference” but people, other than the few who got real balls”, are afraid to say what is going on in barbados, lest they offend the powers that be and of course John the Quaker.

    Let me show you the Pecking order in this matter of Racism.

    Donna, SS, Waru and Kiki will come and comment on the inequity and iniquity and John and sometimes Lawson (not all the time) will come and breathe fire and brimstone on the ladies and use all sorts of insults.

    Then PLT will come and say something and sometimes they ease up.

    Brother in Arms Bush Tea will come and lik up what they are saying AND THEY HUSH UP

    Then THe Sage Anunnaki will come and they will NOT SAY A WORD

    But then IF DEM GET HIM VEX, Dr. GP will come and show how Dr Hassell was and is a racist and DEM DOES NOT SAY ONE WORD cause HE GOING SHUT DEM UP heheheheheh

    So, by defaulting to America, it is very easy NOT TO REALLY OFFEND de bajan possee and the local chapter of DUke and the KKK, and fellers going talk for weeks or until de Honourable Blogmaster closes off the topic or starts a new one.

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  • @ NineofNine

    One of the good things about BU is that it permits ideas to be “ventilated” in an environment where the GoB clowns and ministers come every day to see and then try to teif the ideas floated here by conscientious bajans for “whom hope springs eternal”

    This useless exercise, rather this exercise has one use even though it is useless for successive administrations

    What it does is that it allows these idiots to teif de ideas, THEN write up papers for the IFIs and get loans.

    THis creates “space” so that the economy does not die outright BUT THE DOWNSIDE IS THAT THEY ARE NOT THE AUTHORS OF THE IDEAS so they never manifest properly.

    Slowly, but surely, conscientious readers, like you, come to a clear understanding that GOVERNMENT IS A WASTE FOOP.

    Then they realise that GoB should only be relied on, as a last resort option, where, once you can control their involvement and access to your concepts, UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR IDEAS TEIFED, you seek them out.

    BUT THERE IS ONE KEY THING HERE

    The Honourable Blogmaster has, by virtue of running BU for over 10 years, SHOWN CONCLUSIVELY, that a website that incorporates the skills of its citizenry, WILL WORK, if properly set up.

    He and his family have shown that this can be done and can get the very best of ideas, from UNSUSPECTING SHEEPLE and people who want barbados to thrive.

    Trunk is America’s problems and we want AND HAVE TO HAVE OUR SOLUTIONS and rapidly too.

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  • @ the Honourable Blogmaster your assistance please with two items here thank you kindly

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  • @ the Honourable Blogmaster

    Your assistance please…

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  • Selling data is big business.. too many things are held in suspense..time for some light.

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  • Thing is, “the enemy cometh to steal, kill and destroy” ideas has double purpose, to be the answer to a problem and to reward those that deliver it… Fear not.
    What is meant for bad will turn out for good and be restored a 100 fold from the thef by “blimmers”

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