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Nude Female Since we posted this blog awhile back it has been receiving hits galore. Believe it or not the top searches on the Internet which stumbled on Barbados Underground blog were ‘homosexuality’ and ‘nude beaches’. This little BU statistic provoked a little thinking which pushed us to ask, why not? Why can’t we have a nude beach(s) in Barbados? Our tourist product is becoming a little tired and the people who have been driving it for the past fourteen years appear to be all out of imagination. Their solution is to spend more marketing dollars. Guess what Barbados, we are starting to get stiff competition from Grenada, St, Lucia and the other neighbouring islands. They have the natural beauty which the traditional tourist yearns, and they can buy it at a significantly reduced price when compared to Barbados.

Heaven help us when the current myopic United States foreign policy removes its embargo on Cuba and it becomes an unfettered option as a world travel destination. What we can we do in Barbados to diversify our product?

We are tired about hearing about heritage tourism because that will not cut it. We simply do not have the kind of attractions that can attract droves of tourists to Barbados using the heritage tag. We would need attractions the equivalent to the Kaieteur Falls, Soufriere Volcano, Blue Mountains, Cuisine of the Caribbean (we don’t get a notable mention as a destination rich in cuisine delights of the Caribbean), the architecture, we could go on. Of course Barbados has a lot going for it, a highly developed island with high standard of living, good telecommunication infrastructure, stable political climate etc. Unfortunately the majority of tourists who we target are quite accustomed to most of the attractions we have to offer. The sea and sand sell can’t be our only drawing card because other destinations have it in great abundance at a more affordable price.

Now that the US economy seems ready to ease into a recession and even if it doesn’t air travel to Barbados from our traditional markets is increasing out of all reason, some tough decisions will have to be made on both sides. The tourist will examine travel markets where they can get more for less and Barbados must examine its tourism product to target non traditional tourists. We know that the highly religious society of Barbados will not think about the homosexual market. But there is another tourist segment which is out there which maybe beckoning the Barbados authorities. Naturalists in Europe especially are looking for more nude beaches to bare their assets.

Adrian Loveridge and the Barbados Tourism Authority over to you!


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106 responses to “Nude Beaches In Barbados …”


  1. It seem as if the world would do anything to make a dollar.If the new status quo is “any thing goes” we should all abondon our moral values and do as we like.WE should all walk naked in public whomever wish to,have sex in public, legalise beastility and carnal abuse.


  2. My girlfriend and I recently returned from our first visit to Barados (and the Carribean in general). I thought I might share some impressions we had.

    First, it’s hard to imagine how allowing nude bathing would make much of a difference in tourism. While I didn’t see the entire coastline, I didn’t see any beach that would lend itself to nude bathing. The Barbados coast is intensely developed, with hotels and restaurants basically shoulder to shoulder. Many people who might enjoy nude bathing also enjoy relative privacy. The east and north coast are the exception but also inhospitable to enjoying the water. Besides, women can if they want go topless, so what indeed is the point. In 8 days, I saw only one woman without her top on. Nude bathing is a non-issue. Get over it.

    Now, what CAN Barbados do to improve it’s image and market share? Clean the island up and do something about the bloody traffic. I haven’t seen that much litter or traffic anywhere in a long long time. Since most of the population uses the bus system, why not put a trash receptacle at many if not most bus stops. Also, introduce mandatory recycling. A small island just HAS to do this. And please do something about the traffic. Before going we had assumed we’d get some bicycles or scooters and explore. Within minutes of observing the traffic along the beach, we saw that would be clearly suicidal. Too bad.

    We were also told that many Barbadians leave their house unfinished to avoid additional taxes. There’s nothing particularly charming about an unpainted, unstucco-ed concrete block house. I suggest you change the laws to remove this penalty and perhaps even provide an incentive to finish things up.

    I will say one thing, Barbadians are among the friendliest people I’ve encountered on my travels. Everywhere we went the service was superb. And then there’s the water! Wow. It really is that gorgeous.

    You’ve got a beautiful home. Please take good care of it.

    J.R.


  3. While I do not believe in nude bathing, I have been to Jamaica and was allowed to bathe where the nudist were bathing. It was not such a pretty sight as most of the people were old and “swibbly”. I don’t know how they felt when a handsome firm body passed theirs. I would be totally embarrassed. We don’t need such here.


  4. My point was and still is….. if BARBADIANS (even in the minority) want to bathe nude in their own country then that is their RIGHT.
    It is not about tourism…. it is not about “coastline development”….. and it is certainly not about whether people look “firmbody” or “swibbly”…..
    Nudism is not a “fashion show” and most nudists are not “models”.
    Barbadian Nudists have just as much rights to their lifestyle as Jehovahs Witnesses, Muslims, Mormons and other Barbadian minorities.
    Nudism is neither a criminal activity nor does it contravene anybody elses “rights”……
    please dont talk about “not wanting to see naked bodies”….. because that is the biggest hypocrisy of all… any naked photo on the internet gets 100 times more visits than a beautiful sunset or coastline….
    the HYPOCRISY is that the people saying they dont want to see naked bodies….. will take a look when nobody is watching……. EVERYBODY wants to see nudity but they just dont want anybody else to know that they want to see it….
    I was on Long Beach after the “expose” in the Nation newspaper back in the early 80’s….. and I was amused at the rush of binocular and camera bearing people that flocked up there hoping to see some nudity….. I even spotted a preacher from a well known church among them (maybe he was there gathering information for his sermon ?)…. humans like to see other people naked that is their basic nature…. the hypocrisy comes about because of their own personal embarassment….. so now read my Bajan….

    I dun fa now… talk ya talk…. an entertain ma do… nun a ya caan fool ma cause I dun know how ya is already.

    … and if you see me naked anywhere in Barbados…. you may laugh or even take a photo if you can….. but the WISEST thing you could do (and this would reveal you intellectual maturity) would be to go along about your business and IGNORE me completely.


  5. Stephen Mendes
    Let me invite you to either strip nude and walk into the Mental hospital for treatment or go buy one of those uninhabited islands in the Grenedines or in the Esiquibo river in Guyana. Mendes YOU SICK BASTARD!!!!!!

  6. Partly bajan girl Avatar
    Partly bajan girl

    Barbados is not ready for nude beaches.
    It s too much double -morality in the island to fullfill this dream.
    In France there are closed beaches for the rich and beautiful. maybe that could be an idea in Barbados?


  7. Such an apparently violent reaction to my passive pursuit of nudity….. you should refrain from personal attacks against posters on this board.
    I am not afraid of you or anyone else…. and furthermore I am not alone in wanting to have a nudist paradise on Barbados.
    I will continue to advertise on the internet and over time increase the number of Bajan persons who think as I do.


  8. Its called campaigning….. and its what organisations and groups do all the time….. I would invite “scout” to do it too, but he is far too shy for that…. he prefers to hide behind aliases and remain “anonymous”….. why not meet me face to face scout in a debate on television…. Ican arrange that for you.


  9. If any Bajans read these posts and are seriously interested in nudism.

    Visit http://barbadosnatureclub.com

    …. and join the club !


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  11. I saw in the Nation newspaper (I think it was Al Gilkes column) that he went to the Barbados nudist resort (many years ago) looking for lovely young beauties…. and all he saw was fat old people… with sags and bags of flesh all over the place… a most unpleasant sight indeed.

    I was 22 years old when that nudist club was opened…. and I regularly walked naked on Long Beach along with other young people (until it was all exposed in the paper).

    young Barbadians liked nudity back then… and many still do…. but no young person was going to pay the exorbitant fees that place was charging for “admission”…. plus there is the “stigma of public opinion”…

    nudity is meant to be free…. but Bajan nudists…. just like Bajan gays…. prefer to remain “secret” rather than face a hostile and narrow-minded public.


  12. diving?
    the north coast (well, until the marina comes) has some excellent diving. the west a little less so… south and east? ask people who have more fun than in the red sea or australia… they dive during the day and party at night… Barbados has that optimal combination may divers seek: stuff to see below and above water.
    yet…. EVER other caribbean country seems to be able to first define a marketing starategy, and second, execute it, to bring divers from the US and the UK.
    Myopic.
    (As usual.)
    What anm i doing to change this? About to leff work and find de Ministers office…


  13. We cannot forget who we are. Lost of moral value whether seen or not is important to a society to maintain a good social balance. Hipocracy and double standards exist everywhere, no matter where you go. If the europeans love nudity let them enjoy it in their homeland. To destroy the just fiber of Barbados is the wrong thing to do not for the dollar or the euro. The level and number of assaults on tourist will increase bringing a highly sensitive industry to its’ demise. We don’t need any of our youths entangled with international law over something we can avoid. Barbados has lots of beautiful people and places to see, much more than one can enjoy in one visit. It is our pleasure to have you visit our beautiful home, so enjoy our beauty and leave the lawless desires behind until you return home.


  14. If Serena Williams comes to B’bados again I hope it would be at a time when a nude beach is established… caw blin’ you..!


  15. man was created to have enough brains to make clothes.
    unlike monkeys and other animals.
    shall we return to cave man days.
    these people who want to flaunt there naked parts to the world are perverted exhibitionist.
    with a excuse to have nude rights.
    why not have sex in public?
    why not defecate in public?
    hey we could have a beach where there is group defecating in the sea.
    how about a masturbating beach?
    now i think that would attract some stinking tourist.
    lets do that.
    Sodom and Gomorrah come to mind?


  16. Hey everyone, I a web address for nudism. It is a new to see all kinds of uncensored teenagers, kids, parents that live a lifestyle within a nudist community. Can anyone let me know if it is a good website too go to or not. I thought it was good cause none of the torrent cites have anything like this.


  17. The europeans, Canadians, Americans, and Southwest Aisians have ruin everywhere they have been and now they are searching for some where to feel safe, while they destroy another society. Barbados have enough problems already, nudity will not enhance our economic woes, but instead it will increase the criminal behavior of our lawless youths. As soon as you hear one tourist scream rape then everyone will know it a bad idea. Tourism will decrease as the informatiom of asaults in Barbados circulate in the World News, and then where will we be. Lets not destroy what we have, but find other ways to enhance the economy and keep the moral value of our little island . We are educated people and have imagination lets put it to use……


  18. Mr. Mendes, there is nothing wrong with having personal views on how you feel about yourself. We are a society with rules and regulations to ensure the stability of social values and maintain good order. Should you feel the need to be nude, do it in your home and if you want to do it publicly do it in your backyard. If it happens on the open public beaches you should be arested for public indecency and fined. Do not impose your moral value on a public that doesn’t need it or is beneficial to them……no lawless campaigning….

  19. whistling frog Avatar

    Mr.Mendes,
    You and the rest of your Decrepit,Perverted,Sordid,Disgusting,Slutty,Paeodophillic,Parasitic,Sexually Malignant sorts etc…, can take your benign selves and go infest somewhere else on this planet.Go Dippsydooodle Yourself… BUT NOT HERE IN BARBADOS!!!!!!!!!!


  20. This Whistling Frog (while hiding behind their ANONIMITY) have decided to launch a very personal attack against me……. instead of sticking to the TOPIC….. they are now hurling personal insults directly at me.
    I am not bothered…… I have had a long history of controversy on the internet…. ever since WE (yes I was a co-founder of Caribnet) brought internet to Barbados in December 1996.
    The fact that I have taken 6 months to respond to this shows the level of my “concern” over their mouthings.
    However, I would like to see how long I can keep this thread “alive”….. it will be good for Barbados Underground….. their hits will go thru the roof on the search engine.


  21. Take a look at
    http://barbadosnatureclub.com
    Lots of tourism dollars to be made from a very exclusive establishment.
    It is a known fact that nudist resorts worldwide charge premium dollars and there is never any shortage in bookings.
    …and dont give me that lame, hypocritical excuse about Bajan “values”…. Bajans were going naked for years and “values” were quite high.
    Contrast that with today, all the “materialistic progress”, they dress the toddlers in brand name gear just to show that the adults are richer than their neighbors.
    and yet the SEXUAL ACTIVITY and PERVERSION is at an ALL TIME HIGH……. and the public nudity is at an all time LOW
    so the two things have nothing to do with one another
    but rather this violent reaction to quite reasonable and sensible suggestions stems from what I call the “messed up mentality”…… it is the same mentality that causes Bajans to resort to all kinds of antics to hide their true selves.
    I sure hope we can get a movie industry going….. because Barbados is filled with actors…. gossipers…. and spies.
    With very little effort, we could produce some outstanding DRAMAS….. and lead the world in DRAMA production.


  22. @Stephen Mendes…

    We here at BU are sophisticated enough to recognize a parasite when we see it.

    Please stop your spamming.


  23. Has anyone thought of the mechanics involved in opening (and operating) a nude beach? it’s not as simple as designating one beach as nude and telling the tourists about it…

    Start with the laws that need changing (the lawyers would love that – time = money$$$), then, the question of which beach (there are sure to be challenges – NIMBY – and the lawyers would love that – time = money$$$), then there is the matter of securing the beach from both sightseers and predators (fences, gates, guards – $$$), and of course security to make sure the few village idiots in our midst don’t go crazy and scare the trickle of nude tourists out of Barbados for good.

    In short, it’s not so simple… think about it.


  24. nude beaches in Barbados because all the rich people come and buy up the big hotels and demand what they want, so the leaders step aside, next thing is that Barbados should do more to help the homeless and mentally ill, I was down town and saw this guy sleeping by a closed down theater just there hungry and have nothing, Barbados needs to respect and show more love and concern for their poor homeless mentally ill folks. If the country is a land for tourists treat your own people with respect and dignity first.


  25. everyday some rich person comes and buy up a beach property and close off the beach access, sooner than you know it all the beach area gonna to be private property, bajans is not going to have no beach to go to unless they build their own backyard pool. If you have millions the leaders would let you buy up all the properties, and employ bajans at terrible wages, its about time Barbados improve the living standards for all not some all.


  26. As a tourist I have been to Barbados only once but am coming back this Easter and was shocked to see there is no nudity allowed. It seems so backward to think all naturists are either perverts or depraved in some way. I put it to you that if you feel fences would have to be erected to stop people looking at them and to protect them it is the rest of the people who are perverted. We have been to many tourist places in the Caribbean and around the world, and feel that although we don’t have to go naturist, it is very restricting to be “Forced” to remain covered up all the time. You have to take different bathing suits to make sure you reduce strap marks and changing on the beach becomes a spectator sport as people fall over and drop towels etc. It is much easier and not so obvious if you just take off one item and put on another it takes seconds not minutes and very few people even notice. I have looked at the resorts catering to this market and thought this is the perfect money machine. Pick any holiday destination and check the price now look into a naturist holiday to the same place hey presto 3 times the price for no extra facilities. That means the people catering to the usual markets can increase profits by at least 300% without spending a penny more in infrastructure buildings food staff or anything else. I just cant see a good reason why people wouldn’t want more money, more richer tourists, (They have to be richer to pay the increased price) more jobs and more freedom for its own people to explore and see if this is for them. The only arguments I can see so far are from people for whom this lifestyle would not be a choice, well selfishness should not be a choice either and stopping something just because it isn’t what you personally are into is selfish. Please I would love to recieve emails on this subject so feel free to drop me a line and try to convince me I am wrong.


  27. I think the that the last post couldn’t be more dead on, in this economy I truly feel Barbados needs to really explore nudism, Barbados has all the makings of a great naturist destination. My mother is from the island making me 1/2 Bajan I live in San Diego, Ca and have easy access to what I believe is the most incredible nude beaches that I know, I know the beach like the back of my hand. sure every beach will have its own problems, at a clothed beach its very hard to pick out perverts but at a nude beach its quite easy to spot them I don’t need to go into that right now, blacks beach in San Diego is patrolled regularly by law enforcement keeping everyone in check including the perverts!. I believe Barbados is missing out on a large growing market called Naturism, just designate a couple of beaches not all of them the island needs to cater to everyone, I know the island quite well and my idea would be to put them in some less popular locations and watch those ares develop quickly… any true nudist will find them. At first will probably be a little crazy but once the new wears off all the repressed nudist living in Barbados will have a great escape from the hustle and bustle of everyday pressures that even exist in this beautiful island nation. I’m just an average low to middle income citizen and this experience keeps me mentally happy in my life…Freedom is for everyone especially the repressed!. as far as a religious standpoint God created the human body so beautiful that I believe that he smiles seeing us enjoy ourselves natural… I feel that I have some great ideas regarding this subject shoot me an email

  28. millertheanunnaki Avatar
    millertheanunnaki

    @ Jeffrey Baker | November 27, 2011 at 3:19 PM |
    “I believe Barbados is missing out on a large growing market called Naturism, just designate a couple of beaches not all of them the island needs to cater to everyone, I know the island quite well and my idea would be to put them in some less popular locations and watch those areas develop quickly… any true nudist will find them.”

    Now that is what one would call “refreshing the tourist product”.

    The product is in need of a serious makeover. Stripping Bajans bare of the pretentiousness and moral hypocrisy would allow them to see options other than the old run-of-the mill offerings that are no longer attractive.

    Despite the pretense of religious observance and false rectitude many Bajans are “closet sexual perverts”. We once had a thriving niche market with the German and Northern European visitors who used to get a full suntan and a warm skinny dip at Long Beach in the 70’s. But would you believe that Bajans after their Sunday religious trek to the churches and heavy meals would make it their business to travel from as far as St. Lucy and St. Michael just to engage in a perverted peeping and ogling strolls on the beach to the obvious embarrassment and disgust of those nature loving visitors. If only Bim can attract them back but without the inquisitive intrusion and leering, the tourism business would receive a much needed fillip to its required diversification.


  29. Barbados, please do not bend to the desires of Europeans. Why do we always feel that we are missing out on something because Europeans suggested it. I have no problem if you choose to be nude in the privacy of your own home. I love my body. I love looking at my man’s body. But, I feel there is a place for everything. NO NUDE BEACHES IN BARBADOS.


  30. Please, remove the picture of the naked white woman and put someone brown. Brown skin is healthy and attractive.


  31. @Ami Brown

    Isn’t your comment racist? A naked body is a naked body.


  32. No David my comment is not racist. Its just how i feel. White women are always pushed to the forefront of beauty. I am just advocating for black women. We are beautiful. AND we age better than other other race of women. Or skin stays firm longer. We do not wrinkle as fast as other races of women. AND, DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH A BROWN WOMAN REPLACING THE WHITE WOMAN IN THE PICTURE? She had her time. now it is time to put someone else in her place. CHANGE THE PICTURE TO A BROWN SKIN WOMAN.

  33. old onion bags Avatar
    old onion bags

    MURDER…lol


  34. nudest are nasty people.imagine sitting on things naked after others have
    also sat or lay naked on.can you say germs.
    can you say ass drippings and vaginal slime.
    yea sounds good.
    i bet Lysol would like it.go for it pervs.
    as for Steven Menzies may be he has a big hugs cock so because the rest of him is ugly as funk he wants to flaunt the only thing he got that is good looking.
    lol


  35. I cant stop laughing at Harry Callihan’s comment. I agree. Only perverted and sexual sick people would want to see naked people at the beach. What about the children. Should children be walking around naked also on the beach. Barbadians, we don’t need the likes of Mendes to spread his disgusting morals on others. If you want to walk around nude, do it in your homes. No Nude Beaches in B’dos.


  36. Change good or bad is often met with resistance. When car racing started in Barbados it was done all over the place illegally, dangerous and with
    expensive cost of life and limb. Now it is organised and legal and there is a place designated for it it has stopped happening everywhere at random. Same can be true for nude sunbathing. Always facinated me how self rigetious citizens would go out of their way to find or see a nude person and then call THEM the pervert. I am a Barbadian and a nudist, that means I am naked where and when it is legal, to be a little more precise i take money earned in Barbados and give it to St. Martin every year.


  37. This is not about perversion but simply a matter of implicating Barbados into a burdensome position for which it cannot afford. To distroy our social values and the only industry which adds to the prosperity of Barbados is just insane. Tourism is very important to Barbados and the system that has been in place for decades and gain Barbados its notoriety for being one of the best and safetest vocationing spots in the world. To impliment a program which encourage criminal behavior in our society is just not an intelligent thing to do. So sir if you proud of being a Nudist continue to be nude where it is popular and everyone in Barbados who find this behavior distasteful will be ok with that……


  38. Dear Milcut,
    I am asuming that you believe that designating a beach as clothing optional somewhere on our island will be “implicating Barbados into a burdensome position” “destroy our values and our tourist market” “Make Barbados an unsafe vacation spot” and “sunbathing nude encourages criminal behaviour” am I correct? and that ‘everyone’ finds this ‘behaviour’ distasteful ? These coments are rooted in ignorance and fear. We were not born ashamed nor afraid of our naked bodies, this ‘behaviour’ was tought and learned. Do some research, I encourage you. Use the internet and see studies done the world over and you may come to discover that naked does not mean lude and not because someone is nude means they are either wanting or ofering sex!! In fact sexual crimes are many times higher in societies like ours who objectify the naked body and are tittilated by the sight of a nipple than in countries where nudity is not considdered a blody felony!! It would be great to have a beach to go to where it may be expected and our tourist would appreciate such a place as well as one may also have the choice not to go as well!!! A place where I neither have to judge your narrow mindedness or be subjected to your judgment of my morality or lack there of. Nudist are comfortable in the beautiful natural state in which we were born, have a healthier self image and are more acceptable of others differences and even flaws. I am no threat to anyone, I sunbath nude and then get on with the rest of my life… so be afraid!! I am a Barbadian and I walk amongst you!! Boooo hooooo…..


  39. I am all for nudity… in fact I believe that one day in every year should be designated no clothing day … To see Fumble Stuart and Mia Mottley and Irene Sandiford-Garner and Irene Sandiford-Garner (did I not mention her already) and Caswell Franklyn and Mathew Farley and David King walking through Bridgetown unfettered would make headlines for weeks unending … HA HA HA HA .. How about Owen Arthur and Rosemary Alleyne (My Christ … !) and Maurine Holder and David Ellis and Vic Fernands … HA H A HA come fah yah world ..HA HA HA … (Maurine won’ look too bad tho’ …)


  40. Butting up pun Rosemary Alleyne on a nude beach … I need a Valium now, my God, look how I gone an’ scare myself …!


  41. Sir.. read with an open mind and with understanding. Maybe you are thinking that knowledge and experience translates to fear. Knowing and wishing is two definite states of mind. I am also a Barbadian and I am very proud of my little island. Barbados is currently in a state where discipline is lacking amongst our youth and most adults. I have had the opportunity to live around the planet and have seen all that you speak of. Unfortunately it comes at a price and Barbados cannot afford to pay. If your personal resolute is nudity there is nothing wrong with it in the confines of your premises or those countries where it’s allowed, and there are several. Public nudity is not condusive to our social environment, because it promotes criminal behavior not only from the observers but also those exhibiting the behavior. The positive growth of Barbados is to ensure an environment where social and moral values are held to the highest standards. Upholding those standards will always be a challenge, for no society is perfect. You speak of learned behavior and that there is nothing wrong with nudity. Truthfully analize yourself and answer the question…What causes or thoughts encourage me to be a nude exhibitionist??? Everyone has an opinion of themselves and they have that right. From the begining of time nudity has brought on downfall, due to the mischief it creates. The size and population of Barbados has no place or toloration for this type of behavior in public…….


  42. Milcut

    Size of what population, man speak for yourself. This little island in NOT yours alone. Nudity is NOT a moral issue, and it has nothing to do with standards. Maybe in your world you would rather have people walking around in pajama like clothes with bourkas … My God man I hope you ol’, ’cause this line that you are holding fast to should be on its way out, naturally ….


  43. Contribute something more meaningful to society besides perversion, be inovative in a positive way….dead subject


  44. Some citys like Cap de Age in France and Vermont in the US allow total nudity in the center of town! In fact you can do your banking, shopping etc. NAKED and some people there DO! meanwhile in some Eastern regions it is against the law for a woman to even show her face and must be garbed head to toe when in public..EVEN at THE BEACH! for fear that ‘SHE’ will cause a man to lust… Now i’m not saying that i’m for making all beaches in Barbados Clothing Optional, far from, I do believe that people have the right to be nude at the beach however, I also believe that you should not be subjected to the nudity of others if it ofends you either. apart from Germany, the countrys where there are nude beaches have not made it legal to be nude on EVERY beach just a few. The thought that having a clothing Optional or nude beach will increase crime is nonsense. There has not been one single crime reported since Antigua got a nude beach there just because people sunbath naked at that beach. The novelty wears off quickly when the would be perverts and oglers realise that there are all kinds of people there and like any cross section of the public, they are not super models but young and old pretty and ugly people and everywhere in between. If they want to see sex just turn on any computer their time would be more effectively invested. To say that being nude is indecent exposure is the same as saying that God created us ugly and if you were standing next to him during his doing so you may have suggested some fur to cover our skins or maybe disagree with him when he said that his creation was ‘very good’. The opportunity to use a the nude beach as an excuse to behave depraved and say that it caused a fall in ‘moral standards’ has already been surpassed by the Crop Over festival; far more dispicable behaviour to be seen then than at any nude beach i’ve ever visited!! Legislate one of the empty beaches as a nude beach and the opinionist will have to GO THERE and then claim to be affected by it! and I’m sure all nudist , local and tourist, would rather go there rather than offend your sensitivities on another beach. Don’t hate the Tali Ban whilst you are trying to enforce your opinions on me, that’s hypocracy! Don’t like watching the debate on tv?… just change the channel !! Don’t like nudity, then don’t go to a beach where you will see it!
    Simple.


  45. Wunna does mek me lafff…We got nudity here notonly on de beaches but in the city as well. Just pass by the taxis pon lower Broad Street where yuh can see nuff doggies flapping bout pissing pon the walls. Just tek a drive bout dis island and you will see more black doggies pissing at de roadside. Dem aint hiding nuh more at all. One time I saw a man pissing in de road I shouted to him and told him to hide dat puppy. Well he turned around and waved dat black doggie at me, and he ent have nuh shame at all. So nude beaches ent gine shock muh at all.


  46. Island Girl

    HA HA HA HA HA … MURDA … HA H AHA ..Look if you don’ know I bes’ tell you … HHA HA .. Island Chick you diagnose wid Cock Eyes … HA HA HA … Man mos’ self respecting women would look the other way and move quickly along but not Island … she classifying the exposed members as puppies and dogies … Ha HA HA .. Now you got my poodle looking to growl … MURDA …. I gotta a find a woman real quick cause I feeling the feeling now … HA HA HA HA


  47. Na body does use doggie na more … You got some ketching up to do cock-eyes HA H AHA


  48. BAFBFP, you sound like a stupid, backward bajan man. And, you look like you would have enjoyed watching the man take a piss.


  49. How dare you include Canadians in your comments !! After everything we’ve willingingly done for Barbados?? Phone system, aid, tourism $$$$$$$$$$ ?? Shame on you. I am tired of others grouping we Canadians with others of less humility and lower social conscience. Who really cares whether there are nude beaches or not, grow up and stop badmouthing Canada. We Canadians all know most of you would move here in a second if you could, so educate yourselves about the rest of the world before you make yourselves look any worse. Perhaps spelling lessons would be a good way to start…….
    Without Tourist Dollars, you are finished, time to wake up & smell the truth & help others the way that Canadians do & always have.

    White Trash eh ? I always judge the source………. My Black friends ( many transplanted Bajans ) are ashamed of you………..

  50. Piece Uh De Rock Yeah Right! Avatar
    Piece Uh De Rock Yeah Right!

    @ David (BU)

    I guess that in the strictest sense of the word, Bush Tea must be a nudist because he has been (by virtue of the picture he has next to his posts) exposing his doggie/penis/coc*/mandingo or whatever it is anatomically correct to call it every time he post a comment.

    @islandgirl246

    i guess i do have an appreciation for the issue you have of men (albeit of a certain ilk) pulling out dem doggie in public and waving it at you in public.

    However there is one more serious thing which men like me and Baffy, homophobic XYY mens like us (and all of you women are exposed to) that i must need mention.

    BULLING by PROXY!!

    Yes island girl i must perforce admit that me and Baffy are bullers but proxy!! And you and other women are being unfaithful to your husbands and boyfriends every day.

    Let me explain why i make this assertion.

    Dem same fellows, right after pulling out duh doggies and pissing, does come an juck dem hand right in Baffy and my hand leffing piss, wee-wee and sometimes drippy STD discharges in we hand!!

    Sometimes Islandgirl246 dem des hold you face wid de same hand and kiss you cheek and when you come home and we smooching wid you in de night, or in de day (depending pun if you is annuder man woman and we tiefing a piece) we woes be effectively sucking a nexk man doggie!!

    Well I feel dat Fumble should, as his last act of parilament, pass a law banning doggie wagging in public because it is mekking bullers outta straight men in Barbados, or for some uh we, mekking we such doggies udder dan de ones we normally does be sucking,.. i did not say Jerome nor Peter.

    Any man caught shaking his doggie in a public place will be made to walk a line, wid em hands behing dem back, where women wid plastic spatulas will be allowed to hit dem doggie until dem get to the end of de line. De line will of course be de length of SpringGarden Highway.

    Now here is de good part, The BTA will be able to package this as Barbados’ compromise to Nude Tourism and de church people will not be able to decry it as nudism but as corporal punishment, de mens will stop dis non-consual bulleration of de straight Bajan menses and you will not be sucking do**ies of strange mens dat you dont want to suck. (i hope that that came out right)

    I got to go now cause de gardener who i jes see peeing by de rose garden jes call me an ask fuh a glass uh water… i hope i still got dem disposable plastic glasses causing i can tek on sucking guyanese doggie… dat leave an opening fuh peoples to say dat effing it was an illegal Jamaiki dat i wudda gi he de glass etc. but no i ent Noel neider.

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