@Random Thoughts …..Exactly and there are a couple older kaisos just as outrageous. There’s also a hilarious one by Lord Blakie called Chinese Accident…..and Sparrow’s notorious Salt Fish.

The smut in ole time kaiso is just different to the explicit lyrics in music today.

Sorry it was the Congoman who had never had a white meat yet.

See the imagery a man from the heart of darkest Africa, relishing the though of cunnilingus with a white woman.

And of course everyone remembers the song about the parrot and the dumboy and of course since no song is good without its naughty woman (the wife who was driving some horns in she husband)

Between the parrot and the dumboy the cat (hee!!, hee!!, hee!!) was almost let out of the bag, and the parrot (foolish bird) ended up being served for dinner to the cuckolded husband.

Might Sparrow does be all up in dat kinda ting oui ….

Another Classic Lord Kitchener – My Pussin

“De lizard run up she leg and it disappeared everybody was searching everwhere, where de lizard teacher Mildred?”

LOL!

And quoting the Song of Solomon “I found him whom my soul loveth, I held him and would not let him go, until I had brought him into my mother’s house and into the bedroom of she that conceived me…thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins…thy lips o my spouse drop as the honeycomb, honey and milk are under thy tongue, and the smell of thy garments is like the smell of Lebanon… I would lead thee and bring thee into my mother’s house, who would instruct me. I would cause thee to drink of spiced wine of the juice of my pomegranate”

Maybe Dr. Georgie Porgie who knows more Bible and more physiology that I do can interpret this one for us.

Particularly I’d like Dr. GP to tell me what is the “juice of my pomegranate”

@ RT
Man wuh you trying tuh do wid ol GP? Yuh trying tuh cornfuse he or wuh? De doc musse dun snuggling up wid a JC oopps ah really was meaning tuh say Ju-C! 🙂

@ GP

I thought that would get a “rise” out of you. 🙂

The justification you guys are making here explains the problem we find ourselves. It is like comparing a sportsman from an earlier era to the present. The circumstances are entirely different.

I. R. Nottobright | January 4, 2011 at 11:24 PM
You claimed:- “You aware that bush selling up Bush Hill. . . . ”
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You quite sure dem all got on “bush”?? 🙂

@de hood
I ain’t pass up dey recently, but if dey ain’t got nuh more bush, den de name want changing.
I will have to take a closer look the next time I pass, things tight right now. 🙁

David | January 4, 2011 at 11:26 PM |

@I. R. Nottobright

BU condemns them all.
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Then I hope we will soon see a blog about how every two weeks the Lotto people announce a new game and the church people keep silent, but if the word casino is whispered, they are all over the place like flies on carrion?
Take a look at the people waiting to hand over their money, the next time you pass a gas station and tell me we do not have a serious problem with gambling in this country.

What about CBC deciding to show Days Of Our Lives for five hours every Saturday, do you agree that that show is not in the public’s best interest and should be banned? 😉

@I. R. Nottobright: “Then I hope we will soon see a blog about how every two weeks the Lotto people announce a new game and the church people keep silent, but if the word casino is whispered, they are all over the place like flies on carrion?

Ah… The Tax on the Stupid.

Sorry…

The Tax on those who are bad at Math….

@I. R. Nottobright | January 5, 2011 at 1:49 AM: “Why would the shepherds stand idly by as the wolves devour the flock?

That’s a very serious question (which I often think about, but) to which I cannot speak about (because I do not know).

Dear Dr. Georgie Porgie:

The quote is from the Song of Solomon. King James version. I used that one because this year is the 400th anniversary of the King James version. I did not think that I would have to quote you chapter and verse. The Song of Solomon is of course a very short book, so I am sure that you will be able to respond today.

Dear David:

I hope that when you say that you condemn them all that you are not condemning the Bible and Chaucer etc. And did you read or see on stage Austin “Tom” Clarke’s “The polished hoe” No it is not about a whore (ho). IT IS A ABOUT A WOMAN WHO CUT OFF MASSA’S HEAD WID SHE WELL SHARPENED HOE BECAUSE SHE WAS SICK AND TIRED OF HIS SEXUAL VIOLATIONS ON HER FAMILY. THE BOOK AND THE PLAY CONTAIN PLENTY OF SEX AND VIOLENCE.

Art David is often a reflection of real ife.

And life is messy David.

As as our children grow we have to teach them to negotiate the messiness.

We cannot keep them in the house for ever, neither can we expect the state to take the role of good fathers and good mothers.

Its our job David.

We have to do our jobs.

And the fried grease and sweet drink merchants who are driving the obesity epidemic.

@ Random Thoughts

Who are the fried grease and sweet drink merchants??

Dear Cupcake:

Please respond to me AFTER you have READ “The Polished Hoe”

And while you are in the library (you know where to find a library right?) read a little Bible, and a little Chaucer, and a little Shakespere and thing.

I take it that you can read?

Last post on this subject

WE ARE REAL, REAL, FOOLISH IF WE EXPECT THE STATE TO TAKE THE PLACE OF GOOD FATHERS AND GOOD MOTHERS.

1. To improve public morals we must all become good fathers and good mothers.

2. Excessive alcohol drinking is the leading cause of bad public morals in Barbados (but wait aren’t those the same guys who fund political campaigns?)

3. Followed closely by use of illegal drugs and by use of tobacco (but wait aren’t those the same guys who fund political campaigns)

So we are afraid to touch the merchants of our destruction those who obscenely profit from the sales of alcohol, tobacco, illegal drugs etc. but we pick on Lil Rick and on Santia?

Reason with me if you can.

If a father (or mother) will not stop smoking (or drinking) and dies early and leaves his (or her) childen fatherless (or motherles), doesn’t that leave his (or her) children exposed to exploitation by those who in every society seek to exploit fatherless (and motherless) children.

And some of those same people also seek to exploit widows.

No wonder the Bible warns many, many times about those who exploit widows and orphans (back me up here Dr. GP)

Don’t you all agree with me that parents have a DUTY to keep himself (or herself) in good health?

I ride the vans and minibuses and listen to Lil Rick’s “message” – it is one of hyping up himself to the masses – to make himself appear like the “getto yute”. (whatever that is…).

I see no shanty towns, barrios or favelas here… and we all have access to food, water and education.

What I can say is that this music is popular in the sub culture of the youth today and that is not going away easily. This has been a phenomena stretching back as far as the early 90′s with the boomerangs, rock-de-cradle and milkshake. It is listened to by little children going to and from school, by the elderly and middle aged… Few have the guts to get up and say something to the conductor /driver for fear of retribution.

I remember the government (BLP at the time) made the PSV operators wear maroon uniforms with badges, confiscated their over sized speaker systems and made them “safer”. Could it be that this move was so unpopular with the owners of these vehicles (public officials included), that pressure was brought to bear on this program to make it collapse?

The only way to lessen the spread of such hateful music is to hit the profit centres where it thrives. Use the existing laws to crack down on places that play those lyrics, such as the clubs, fetes and PSVs. Especially the DJ’s that promote the violence, gangsta life and degradation of women.

RANDOM THOUGHTS

RE Song of Solomon 8:2 King James Bible
I would lead thee, and bring thee into my mother’s house, who would instruct me: I would cause thee to drink of spiced wine of the juice of my pomegranate.
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In this verse the Shulamite woman is saying that she would bring Solomon into her mother’s house. Her mother would teach her how to conduct herself towards him.

The Shulamite knew how much she yet came short of being to him all that a wife should be. But in Jerusalem the bustle of court life and the burden of his regal duties did not permit him to devote himself to her; but in her mother’s house, if he were once there, he would instruct her, and she would requite him with her spiced wine and with the juice of the pomegranates.

Spiced wine was wine rendered peculiarly strong and invigorating. The bride and bridegroom on the wedding day both drank out of the same cup, to show that they were to enjoy and equally bear together the comforts and adversities of life. The Slumite was going to give Solomon spiced wine to drink made from the juice of pomegranates, instead of grapes.

Spiced wine was much used by the ancients, and in the eastern countries: so Phoenician wine, or wine of Byblis, is said to be odoriferous; so the wine of Lebanon, Hosea 14:7; the Babylonians had a wine they called nectar: spiced wine was thought less inebriating, and therefore the ancients sometimes put into their wine myrrh and calamus, and other spices sometimes it was a mixture of old wine, water, and balsam; and of wine, honey, and pepper . Now these sorts of wine were thought to be the best and most agreeable.

Some ancient writers suggest that pomegranates were a symbol of concord and said that : the pomegranate was a tree of Venus.

So Hoodie, I got to get some spiced up pomegranate wine from my JC! When you miss me from BU you know tht I somewhere drinking JC’s pomegrante spiced up wine. Murdah.I not sharring a drop wid a soul!

@ GP
Ok Doc, man I wish you well, at my stage it would not matter what kind of wine JC or anyone else might offer. I gine ha tuh stick wid my lowly Ju-C. According to you, it is murrrdah!

BTW, it seems as if Bonny has gone AWOL. She and ROK mussee link up eventually. 🙂 Wuhlosses!