Submitted by Tom Rieke
Guantánamo
In a ceremony at the next debate, the candidates for President of the United States of America should sign a pledge to issue this proclamation on 21 January 2025, no matter who wins:

In 1898, the United States invaded Cuba at Guantánamo Bay. Five years later, after Spain lost a series of Caribbean battles, the US owned Cuba, and Cuba gave the US a big piece of land on the bay, because it was a perfect harbor for refueling and resupplying US Navy ships. The terms of the lease were very good.
In 1934, when Cuba was run by a gang of thugs managed by the US government and the US mafia, the lease became permanent, which is probably illegal. The rent was $2,000 in gold coins per year. Every year, we send a check for the rough equivalent (about $4,000) to the Cuban government. Since 1959, when the Cuban revolution defeated another nasty dictatorship owned by the US government and the US mafia, the Cuban government has not cashed our checks, because they are convinced that Cuba is the legal owner of Guantánamo Bay, and the lease is invalid.
They are correct. No rational analysis can deny that Cuba is the rightful owner. Even if the “permanent lease” is legal, we are getting a totally sweetheart deal. Four thousand dollars a year for a big slice of Caribbean paradise plus an ideal deepwater harbor. And we aren’t even allowed to pay rent. It’s free.
We should close the US Navy base and the prison, then sublease the territory to a conglomerate from Singapore that will create a free-trade zone for trans-shipping and oil exploration, and upscale condos with above-average views, and a few reasonable shopping areas. They would pay us $100 million per year, and we would still pay nothing.
But seriously: We should stop all these games. I have ordered all US personnel and operations to evacuate Guantánamo Bay by the first of January next year. The remaining prisoners will be transferred to secure detention places, even though some of them never deserved to be there or in any prison. We will remove anything that the Cuban government doesn’t want. If they want us to leave something, no problem.
To those who don’t support this order, I understand your confusion. For many, many years, we have all just assumed that Guantánamo Bay is ours, and we can use it for any purpose at all. But that’s not true. It’s never been true.
We should accept the truth and move on.







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