A Cricket Match from Down Under

Submitted by Pachamama

Tom: hurry up and let we spin the toss, man!
Dipper: alright, but since we recruited Thomo you set a world record down hey for the number of declarations in one-dayers
Tom: you mean I got the record up dey and down hey too!
Dipper: yuh aint win one since, you is the only man whoever declare in a one day match because yuh frighten fuh fast bowling
Tom: but uh win every election though
Dipper: next time we gine have Burhnum on our side
Tom: Dipper that would be against the rules and yuh just recruit Richie to open the batting
Dipper: Yuh know he always liked to dress up like Snow White but can’t play too much cricket
Tom: we thinking about calling up Owen
Dipper: he can’t win anymore up top so yuh might as well
Tom: but we playing yuh to a draw on top
Dipper: No, a win is a win
Tom: if a win is a win, let we play another cricket-election match and see wuh Mia gine do to Fruendel

Dipper: Mia? So you really planning on recruiting Owen then. Yuh know he promised that he would never leave the team up there to Mia. When he coming down?
Tom: soon, Bree think he needs some help in the middle order
Dipper: well if you call him down we gine have to consider Sandi for election, uh mean selection
Tom: I aint kay who yuh call down. I know as long as I bout hey yuh could win as many one-dayers as yuh like but never an election
Dipper: yuh know in the other place I call you a political animal but yuh should let me win one though
Tom: why?
Dipper: so that the masses down hey would have some confidence in our democratic traditions
Tom: is that right? Anyhow, wuh you telling Fruendel about running the gouvment? He tekking advice from you?
Dipper: Yuk know he was always a coward. I tell he to play the politics the same way you like to declare to avoid fast bowling
Tom: a national unity gouvment?
Dipper: yes, yuh know Owen started it by out-Dippering the Dees.
Tom: why would you tell him that for up dey, and down hey you don’t want us to play on the same team Barbados?
Dipper: down here is real cricket up dey it is poliTRICKS

11 thoughts on “A Cricket Match from Down Under


  1. WhaLoss..buh lucka mah crosses…….they calling up D dead now…..Pachamama like you had a nightmare or need some fresh bubbie milk…Dipper dust like it blow in ur eye, being once scattered from a Cessna. John Manningham bones should still be in the Cathedral…unless Harold help you dig dem up.Have no fear though…it would be and still is a miss-match, tie or no tie…Tom moved more mountains to please, beating out all the odder sleeze.


  2. worst ARTICLE/BLOG/COMMENT/THREAD ever

    in the history of ARTICLE/BLOG/COMMENT
    /THREAD.

    Its either JAIL or the MAD-HOUSE for the writer, a stretcher or straight-jacket case.

    Emancipate yourself form folly


  3. Gate man,

    They got nuff square legs slip stakes soon come knocking. Some DEM just above using up nuff good air and could really just call it a day.Never mind the pace gine be hot cuz I hear Dipper take out the cou cou stick early that he once lash Cammie with for putting a jug jug spoon in the soup.Nuff nuff a dem


  4. @ JUST ASKING | August 1, 2013 at 3:06 PM |

    Man J A, lighten up! It is just a little skit or comical parody of the political dear departed from the passing parade.

    We bet if Pacha had said he saw the modern idiots for voters from St. John singing in the Skipper’s choir and headed by Negroman shouting ‘how long is too long even when it hurts’ you would find it funny, especially if Leroy Greenverbs was holding DT hands and smiling all the way to the devil’s bank.


  5. Thats my wit
    you missed the funny part
    Mr David and
    Mr. Miller
    it was meant to be funny
    The worst blog etc
    I was just doing a parody of the Muppets in Sesame Street who give a thumbs down to everything.
    I


  6. The other day, while I was at work, my cousin stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a twenty five foot drop, just
    so she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now broken
    and she has 83 views. I know this is totally off topic but I
    had to share it with someone!

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