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History repeats itself, and that’s one of the things that’s wrong with history.

Clarance Darrow

How many time has history repeated itself?…. The Artful Dodger, is a character in the Charles Dickens novel Oliver Twist. Dodger is no novice, so called for his skill and cunning in that respect. As a result he has become the leader of the gang of criminals, trained by the elderly Fagin. He becomes Oliver’s closest friend (although he betrays him when Oliver is mistakenly caught) and he tries to make him a pickpocket, but soon realizes that Oliver won’t, and feels sorry for him, saying “What a pity ain’t a prig!”

He also has a close relationship with Charley Bates. Ultimately the Dodger is caught with a stolen silver snuff box and presumably sent to a penal colony in Australia (only alluded to in the novel). The Dodger chooses to consider himself a “learned sleuth”.  The nickname “Artful Dodger” is still commonly used to refer to someone who is good at avoiding responsibility or the consequences of his or her actions.

In the USA we have the La Dodgers…with a terrible record, if ever…Too much dodging….no winning ways.

Sometimes we try to put off the inevitable…”the art of dodging”….but time is more often longer than rope.. a term ,tether comes to an end…..better sometimes sooner than later ….then.. Gentlemen start your engines….Then dodging but a waste of time.


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111 responses to “The Artful Dodger”


  1. KNOCK KNOCK…..”Boss boss come quick……the headmaster from St. Peter,out here begging for a lodging”….he says it will be just for a few days til matters cool down….He also asks… if cousin Roger could stay too?..

    fly on the wall:
    I hay gettin too crowded.


  2. Door man
    Tell Uncle Jeff, he on his own…..we frighten for those who seek to send off fraudulent information to Uncle Sam, even if it is only a student’s transcript….as he may get vex ….send a drone ….and blowup this lil housing of a shelter( saying we is terrorist ) wid one of dem overhead missile just for Wickedlinks..lol


  3. ……….one or two, Penguin ?


  4. @ Queen Bee
    Guess who gets a LIFETIME INDUCTION? Dat right YELLOW PUP…..KK too….she like…. a come lately…Double deputy…..whaloss..ask Ronnie


  5. But waittttttt……..ya mean elections ent get call yet ?…..Maybe it will take a cover drive….or a Ilaro ,…a ILL arrow……what D rasta far I…..Look mate wha ya does call a real Dodger…but not Artful….more like a run of a Count Dread…Now is Alexandra all again…the longer the wait the more blossom gine float….some a unna too HARD EARS…fa real…LOL..have it unna way bosie….I ressin up

  6. old onion bags Avatar
    old onion bags

    Soon comin …new members to Hall of Fame…Ribbit Ribbit

  7. The Dummy @ Dumo Avatar
    The Dummy @ Dumo

    Onion
    5 years is a long time to carry that cross sitting across your back.

  8. old onion bags Avatar
    old onion bags

    Dummy ….you sound a lot like AcDC….but we gine digress

    Wid all this leap froggin comin soon..fellas we may have to open a new category

    ” Of Men, Mice and Lice”…..leap froggin for lil girls not big hard arse men..right ac ?

  9. I now Charles Dickens Avatar
    I now Charles Dickens

    Wait ….who is all these Dodgers lingering bout here for another 4 years ? Not a Fing word from a fella called Honorable …..now the GOC joining fray and say he ent want no Press Conference to expose his trite…..Artful what? Fckng WICKED I dare say….


  10. BAFBFP | June 26, 2012 at 11:59 AM |
    Captain Bligh would rather feed his valuable breadfruit plants the available water than save his crew. He was lucky the crew let him live.
    …………………………………………………………………………………………..
    Captain Bligh is alive and well in many a Bajan today.


  11. @old onions………………… ” Of Men, Mice and Lice”…..leap froggin for lil girls not big hard arse men..right ac ?.
    …………………………………………………………………………………………..
    Boy, some big soft arse men, play leap frogging, and combine it with pole vaulting

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