Hartley Henry - DLP Political Strategist
Hartley Henry – DLP Political Strategist

I did it! For years I wanted my Tumi Pullman. But every time I considered the price I said ‘no way’!

There is no way I could pay that much for a simple carry-on piece of luggage. I have made a point of walking into Tumi stores all over the world, with fingers crossed, hoping to see a reduction in price on my favourite piece of luggage. Somehow, in a moment of seeming weakness, I bought the laptop bag a few years ago and, notwithstanding its daily use, it’s still going strong, but I still mourn the loss of that particular chunk of money.

Tumi is arguably among the strongest and most durable brands of travel luggage in the world today. It is a good product but it is also a proud and perhaps arrogant product as well. When I first fell in love with Tumi the Manager of the store in New York said in response to my plea for a discount “Tumi never discounts. They do not waiver in price”.

Over the years, I have found myself repeating that statement to several friends and relatives as they sought to persuade me that if I could simply ‘hold strain’ the price of those wonder bags would come tumbling down. But, alas, they never did.

I tried Thanksgiving Weekend, July 4th Weekend, Memorial Day, President’s Day, even Martin Luther King Day in the United States, but no matter what was going on in the major department stores and stand alone specialty shops around, Tumi remained firm. Its staff was like a broken record. “Sorry, Tumi never discounts!”

So my recent stroll through the West Florida Mall was merely “time chilling”. My flight was not for another five hours and I really had no special purchase in mind. Indeed, I was already “luggage out”, as my two checked pieces were in transit to my next destination, and I had my lone Tumi laptop piece in tow with me, as it always is.

Then, while chatting on my phone, as usual, and just browsing store after store, I actually walked by the entrance of this particular store, but the most amazing Pullman bag caught my attention and even more amazing was the super large sign splashed across the show window that read “20 per cent discount storewide”.

Wow! I loved that bag and, as if my journey into dreamland was unending, I peered further at the bag to discover it was nothing else but, you guessed it, a Tumi. Actually, it was a Tumi store.

I rushed inside and the Sales Attendant, who recognized me immediately, rushed to the door, exclaiming “so you got the news!” What news, I asked? “We have a 20 per cent sale storewide and it ends this weekend”.  Wow! That was like music to the ear. But, it couldn’t be! Tumi never has sales!

“Well, Sir, business has been so slow that the parent company decided that as a means of boosting sales, it would offer a 20 per cent cut across the board on every single item. I have been working in this store for six years, and this is the first sale of such magnitude we have had”. Well, I said to myself, if Tumi has put its entire stock on sale, business must be slow.

Some businesses in Europe and North America know how to beat a recession. Boasting about how you never have sales is one thing, but keeping your cash rolling over and stock levels high is another.

Well, it goes without saying that I made the Tumi purchase. Indeed, I got an even larger discount because of a special promotion that was going on in that particular mall, whereby visitors from ‘out of town’ were given an extra 11 per cent rebate on all purchases. So I am today the proud owner of my special Tumi luggage set and I am inclined next time I visit the US to return to that mall and that store in particular.

That is how business is conducted in the real world. That is why I cannot understand the business model of some companies in my native land who appear bent on letting their goods dry rot in the store before they drop the price and move the items, so as to remain current with style and fashion.

Furthermore, we are in the midst of a global recession and just as business is down, so too is the spending and purchasing power of customers. It therefore makes no sense some of our hotels in particular demanding exorbitant room rates and food and beverage prices, when the comparable property and meal, offered by the competition, can be accessed for a third of what is being demanded here.

I look forward with interest to the upcoming Budget Debate, because it will be interesting to hear what advice politicians and social commentators give to business persons seeking to keep their doors open and staff employed in these difficult times.

No amount of concessions from the government or breaks in taxes can assist a company that is not doing the required volume of business as a result of unrealistic and exorbitant prices.

The tenure of long standing staff is being threatened because of greed in some instances. If you affix an 80 or 100 per cent mark up and the product is not moving, then cut the profit margin, sell the item, and replace it with what’s new and what’s hot. The same goes for local restaurants. Mother’s Day was terrific for some. You attracted tremendous local business. Don’t wait now for Father’s Day or Valentine’s next year, keep offering a few weekend specials until Crop over comes around and volume increases. In this way, you aid your cash flow, worker morale is high and your supplier thinks highly of you because you are “doing good business”.

Tumi and Louis Vuitton are among brands once considered ‘sale proof’. They catered strictly to the discerning and up-market buyer, but, reality stepped in and they realized that in this guava crop, the trick of the trade is regular turn over, even if it means a dip in mark up or focusing exclusively on volume.

Budget Day is Monday and there realistically cannot be any major surprises in terms of concessions and giveaways. The hands of the Minister of Finance are tied. His predecessor said so during the recent Estimates Debate. Indeed, if one were to take the former Minister of Finance at his word, we would all be shuddering at the thought of what could be in the proverbial black box.

But, we must not despair. Whatever Mr. Thompson can do, I am sure he will do to help the vulnerable and to encourage the progressive and conscientious. Let us work smart in the weeks and months ahead. Let us do what is necessary to keep our doors open and our loyal staff employed.

Hartley Henry is a regional political strategist. He can be reached at hartleyhenry@gmail.com

  1. STOP GIVING THIS ASSSSSS SPACE ON YOUR BLOG.


  2. Why did you not start and end your diatribe with the last two paragraphs, seeing that was all you really wanted to say.


  3. This contribution by Mr. Hartley Henry is by far the worst contribution he has so far made on this blog; nothing else but pure rambling bunkum boiling with bilge.

    Mr. Henry should himself take a deserved rest from writing weekly pieces in the Advocate News and from making submissions to this forum. For, when compared to the time when the DLP was in opposition up to recently – which was a time when Mr. Henry used to produce a number of excellent articles in the Nation Newspaper, now that the DLP is in office, Mr. Henry is almost every weekend writing much incoherent irrelevant foolishness, without perhaps recognizing that many readers of some of his pieces are not concerned about his personal lifestyle whether he buys expensive luggage bags in New York or where so ever else on Martin Luther King Jr Day, or on Thanksgiving Day, or on what other days or weekends. Mr. Henry, you are a pathetic joker!!

    Also, this kind of hubris and uppity in his writing style is contemptible of the former mediocre journalist, at a time when so many thousands upon thousands of born and bred salt of the earth Barbadians are suffering and living in pure hell and misery owing very much to the fact that this DLP Government has been continuing from where the last BLP Government left off – visiting pure damnation and hopelessness on the broad masses and middle classes of people in Barbados. One wonders what Mr. Henry – as some so-called political advisor to the government, is really paid to do!!

    In many ways Mr Henry puts us in the mind of a few well known Barbadian calypsonians who when the party they support is in the opposition in parliament are able to sing some of the most telling trenchant biting calypsoes, esp. about the mal performances of the government in office, but who when their party is in governmental office sing many lack-lustre, hollow joke songs and in some cases their seemingly ending up being afraid to sing against their own party in government.

    In conclusion, what this man – who claims to have been advising many parties in many regional countries about winning elections, but who for some reason was NEVER able previously to advice himself on how to win the St. George South, should instead take NO comfort in is the significant lost of national political support for this ruling DLP Government already. Just take the example of a constituent of the St. Michael Northwest constituency who told our party earlier this afternoon that Mr. Chris Sinckler will be getting ONE TERM and that he can hardly be found anywhere in the constituency attending to the needs of many of those in the constituency which he claims to represent.

    Well, of course, Mr. Sinckler is NOT a people’s person, and this type of reported political behaviour is expected from him though NOT acceptable. But the truth is that the DLP and the BLP are known to have parliamentarians who after winning constituency elections deliberately loose contact with the people. There is a present minister of Government who is well known for this. It is clearly time to try other people-centered caring developmentalist parties in Barbados, peoples. Down with the DLP and BLP!!

    PDC

  4. Just Wondering Avatar
    Just Wondering

    PDC this is one submission by you that I totally agree with! I keep saying it BLP/DLP same thing just a different letter


  5. Hartley Henry said a few things of note:

    We have to work harder so that them can play harder and longer.

    He and them living large, flying here, there and everywhere.

    GOB is powerless and unable to reduce the cost of living

    GOB expect business people to ease consumer but the GOB does not intend to decrease the amount of taxes it is presently collecting from suffering taxpayers.

    We will have to tighten our belts some more and prepare to suck even more salts.

    BTW who benefits most from the removal of VAT on PHD flavoured milk?


  6. BTW who benefits most from the removal of VAT on PHD flavoured milk?
    ……………………………………………………….
    Good point. How many household buys Flavoured Milk? It would have been better to remove VAT from plain evaporated milk and leave it to home owners to flavour it.


  7. Just Wondering, thanks for your comment, and we do hope that you are prepared to help us and to help so many others out here get the rid of them from out of the parliament of this country and replace them with the right people-centered developmentalist parties. Ok!!

    PDC


  8. Well Mr. Preparation H is back to tell us that he use the simple taxpayers money to trek all over N.America to satisfy his desire for Veblen goods. You have no shame! In these bogus tough economic times you’re here boasting! What Mr. Thompson can do is to cut your salary and give it to the vulnerable and I hope that he’s read this piece of in-your-face crap and call you to the mat. This piece has nothing to do with the up-coming budget, this is all about Mr.Preparation H personal fancies.

  9. Donald Duck, Esq Avatar
    Donald Duck, Esq

    I hope the Minister is not listening to him for thoughts on the budget!!!!


  10. Hopi
    I tend to disagree with your designation of Mr Henry as Preparation H. After all Preparation H is a useful treatment for haemorrhoids, whereas Mr Henry seems to be a case of strangulated haemorrhoids.

    He seems to be a disease, rather than a cure!


  11. @Anon….Let’s hope that he has that non-infectious, self-contained disease.


  12. Donald Duck, Esq // May 15, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    “I hope the Minister is not listening to him for thoughts on the budget!!!!”

    Well Donald Duck Esq you will be saddened to learn that Hartley Henry has in fact contributed significantly to this year’s budget as he did in last year’s.

    On the issue of Hartley wanting to buy Tumi luggage he will soon be able to buy it. He has managed to get Thompson to grant a license to Cost-U-Less chain to set up in Barbados.

    The kick back (cut) on that for Hartley is easily $250,000.00. Plus the land that this company is leasing belongs to Hartley so he will be more than able to purchase his Tumi luggage.

    My problem is that while Hartley, Parris, Thompson and the rest of the “fatted calf” family in the DLP are living it up, come Monday average Barbadians who voted for a change for the better will be ask to suck salt. More taxes will be piled unto their backs not to provide a better economy for them and their children to prosper but to bailout Clico.

    This Government has determined that Clico must live so that Thompson and the DLP can continue to spend policyholder’s money come next general election. Hartley says that the PM hands are tied but I want to put that another way. The PM tied his own hands without even knowing that he was doing so. The PM will fall further into the political well of despair because he is lost on matters of economics and must therefore take the advice of the economic imposter Darcy Boyce and the political nuisance Hartley Henry.

  13. reluctant nonbeliever Avatar
    reluctant nonbeliever

    Well said, PDC.

    Your posts on most topics are too long-winded and rambling for me to bother to read, but this time you hit the nail right on the head.

    This article by Henry is astounding. At first I thought it was a deliberate, ironic self-parody.

    I wonder if he realizes just how contemptible he sounds and how the rest of us in Barbados despise him as he squeals on and on about his new luggage – for all the world like an over-excited diva from Sex and the City?

    I suspect he doesn’t have a clue.

    If you want a text-book illustration of the narcissism, arrogance and folly of power, this piece of vapid and inconsequential rubbish by Mr Henry is hard to beat.


  14. fk hartley henry. poor barbados.


  15. What is the role of a political strategist?

  16. Just Wondering Avatar
    Just Wondering

    @ David: What is the role of a political strategist?
    Answer: To take the people’s minds and focus off questioning the government by tying them up in nonsensical debates.

    People are so busy commenting of this fool and his luggage that for a few minutes they forget about the economy and what the government is not doing.

  17. livinginbarbados Avatar
    livinginbarbados

    If I read correctly, the essence of the piece is to wonder why in the deepest recesssion for decades many businesses in Barbados are not lowering prices. A good question. I presumes that the demand remains at those prices, and is not so sensitive to price differences, or that the owners/managers have a death wish for the business. Demand does not fall for everything, clearly. Just yesterday, for example, I was told that a major south coast hotel was a full capacity.

    But the Tumi ‘story’ is not helpful for Barbados because that company and the US economy are very different to that of Barbados, having larger volumes, and much more varied distribution networks, and dare I say it, real competition for goods and services.

    Part of the answer to Mr. Henry’s question is a reflection of the monopolistic or oligopostic nature of much of the local economy.

    If lower prices are desired, there are several ways that could be tried through the Budget and, they are more effective in the long run if they attack in real ways, the lack of true competition. We may be able to judge if that is the desire when we hear the policies outlined.


  18. Yes, reluctant non-believer,

    It is regrettable that we some times write to long for your liking, but as we have said before on this blog we are NOT into blogging like many of you. But simply using this popular forum to post our statements so that you and many others would know where we stand on plenty issues in this country and, too, so that you and the said others would know where we stand with regard to any comments made by fellow commenters on this forum.

    Any how thanks for complimenting us for our earlier blog.

    PDC

  19. livinginbarbados Avatar
    livinginbarbados

    @PDC

    Maybe the thing to do is to have a blog or your own website and post the statements there. You could then just make a short comment, with a link. Just food for thought/a friendly suggestion.

  20. reluctant nonbeliever Avatar
    reluctant nonbeliever

    livinginbarbados

    Thats a very useful suggestion.

    You see, PDC, you may well have very interesting and valid points to make re the state our nation.

    But if people are not reading your posts because they are too long-winded, your message will be lost.

    Which is clearly a shame.


  21. Dear Hartley:

    Nobdody cares about your love affair with a valise..

    Enough already.


  22. I said it once and I’ll say it again.
    The DLP is scared of the reaction they will get from the people of BArbados when the budget is delivered so Hartley Henry is there to polish off the errors by writing about unity among the people. His role is to brainwash the general public, thing is…..nobody ain’t buying nonsense.


  23. Fellow blogger Living In Barbados takes a turn in Hartley Henry:

    Losing The Plot?

    I guess I am not alone in saying that the attention I give to concerns is related to how credible I think they are. If my child comes to me screaming, “There’s a dragon in my bedroom!” I tend to think, no there isn’t, but then go on to ask myself “What is she afraid of?”
    Over the past few weeks, I have been wrestling with this credibility of concerns issue on the political and economic level. A local political strategist who is also a government adviser, Hartley Henry, has written several articles that make me ask whether his musings reflect correctly the kind of advice being given to the government on political economy issues. His weekly newspaper columns, which are also submitted to another local blog, Barbados Underground, have left me struggling to find a logic and direction for any suggested economic policy. I have said to myself that if he is being paid for the columns then it’s money for old rope. His adviser’s post is paid and I have read concerns about whether tax payers are getting value for money. I wonder then what are his real concerns and the meanings that seem to elude me, other than meeting an obligation to supply a certain number of words to the newspaper, or to puff up his party in some vaguely disguised partisan fashion.

    Full Article

  24. Georgie Porgie Avatar
    Georgie Porgie

    Mr Jones,
    You say that you are lost!
    Dont despair, Sir!
    There is nothing wrong with your brain, Sir.
    There is nothing wrong with your ability to cogitate or cerebrate, since your betz cells seem from your prose to be healthy both quantitatively and qualitatively.

    Let me diagnose your case Sir!
    You are an intellectual. You probably attended excellent schools and schools of excellence. You have probably from your early years been seeking to excel.

    Now your poor brain must descend to a degree of bovine excrement, the depths of which it has never fathomed in an effort to decipher the raw methane that emanates from the person in question. Balaam’s ass made more sense. His efforts ought to be dumped in Lowdown’s biodigester. Only then would it be of benefit to the nation.

    Fear not Sir! The fault lies not with you. The Advocate of our day revels in publishing faecoliths, and BU is extremely lenient in allowing everyone to opine. Other wise people like you and I would not have to suffer such a fool- even though not gladly.

    Trust me Sir, your brain is indeed in good health.


  25. The questions are: Why do at least three governments of Caribbean states retain Mr Henry as a political adviser?

    Who is really “the fool” ?

  26. livinginbarbados Avatar
    livinginbarbados

    @Georgie Porgie
    🙂 I must remember faecoliths for Scrabble 🙂

  27. Georgie Porgie Avatar
    Georgie Porgie

    @ Anonymous or Observer

    The fact that at least three governments of Caribbean states retain Mr Henry as a political adviser means nothing except that three governments of Caribbean states retain Mr Henry as a political adviser. It certainly does not make me a fool.

    Being a political advisor to a number of evil men means nothing to me. I prefer men who are not betzpaenic! If you approximate your labiae orae to the adipose tissue overlaing the glutei of a certain set, you can easily become thier advisors.

    Some of us prefer not to descend into the morass and pig sty of politics. This does not make us foolish.

    Perhaps the politicians who hire this man are foolish. A man who rants on ad nauseam ad infinitumque about buying luggage speaks to me of one with a puny brain, few ideas and little of real substance to offer.

  28. Georgie Porgie Avatar
    Georgie Porgie

    Living in Barbados

    If you play faecolith on a triple word score you will give some one a hernia.

    I remember suggesting the word “bovine” on a triple word score to a girl friend of my ex wife……….and all hell broke loose!


  29. Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
    Kiss the girl and made her cry
    when the boys came out to play
    Georgie Porgie ran away!

    Nobody called you a fool by the way. Such insecurity. Never mind, take comfort in the words of Luke 4:23.

  30. Georgie Porgie Avatar
    Georgie Porgie

    Anonymous

    A more accurate version is

    Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
    Kissed the girls and made them HIGH
    when the boys came out to play
    Georgie Porgie taught them the WAY!

    Never seen a girl cry when kissed.

    Re Nobody called you a fool by the way.

    Ay- you did by implication in your question “Who is really “the fool” ?”

    Not insecure either, for I know whom I have believed, and am persauded that he is able to keep that which I have committed unto him against that day!

    Luke 4:23. Again I say read the context man. The phrase you want to cite is always taken out of context by Bajans, who love to lift phrases and verses they have heard and spout them about.

    The immediate context was the occasion when the Lord Jesus pointed to the prophesy concerning himself in Isaiah 61; verse 1-2, where he stopped reading in the synagogue at a comma in the original passage and declared that the one spoken of the prophet was present (and suggesting that the rest of the passage would be fulfilled at a subsequent time.

    His citing of the parable Physician heal your self refers to him pointing out that He was unable to do the works in his home town (because of thier lack of faith) that he was able to do in Capernaum, his headquarters.

    In other words he could not heal himself in the sense of being unable to heal his town.


  31. GP, let me share one of my favorite passages. It keep me from becoming “a great kind pigeon” . It is Psalms 19: 12 -14

  32. Georgie Porgie Avatar
    Georgie Porgie

    Yes Anonymous.

    I agree this is indeed a great text!

    This text is fairly all encompassing in praying for deliverance from all types of sin that might befall us.

    Verse 12 is a prayer for deliverance from COVERT sins as opposed to OVERT sins that others can see.

    We certainly dont want to commit deliberate or premeditated (or presumptuous) sins as described in the verse 13.

    verse 14 is a wonderful prayer about deliverance fom sins of the tongue.

    In Romans 7 Paul admits that the NT believer has the problem with wrangling with sin, and doing things we do not want to do (sins of commission) and neglecting to do the things we ought to to do (sins of ommission).

    In 1 John 2:1 we are admonished NOT to sin, but comforted in the next verse in the knowledge that our Advocate died for the sins of the whole world. … and those that we do commit.

  33. Saying Nuttin Avatar

    @ Georgie Porgie

    I usually look at what you have read with anticipation whether i agree with it or not. it is usually well reasoned. I usually classify most of what HH writes as political bilgy water but thats his job. Despite readers diagnosis of HH narcissictic outlook and his preamble with a piece of luggage most Bajans cannot afford or relate to the conclusion has some merit.

    Car prices are being slashed world wide. undoubtedly these reductions are passed on to Barbadian dealers whose prices are like the Rock of Gibralter. Electronics in general are back to pre 2000 prices. Clothes are down. there are no items that are recession proof. If your business model is predicated on manufacturing or selling a certain number of units and consumers are not buying then you have to do whatever it takes to entice them.

    I remember looking at the Staycation rates and thinking why would I pay that for a night to be at a beach i could drive to, to buy drinks and food at the same price i would if i walked in off the street?
    the Caribbean showcase prices were not any better. Why would i pay $700 to see Grenada if $1000 gets me to Miami or New York where I can combine shopping with playing tourist?

    These people just not getting it. It cannot be business as usual. This recession has given the consumer unprecedented power. Even people who can afford to splurge are being cautious with their spending. it is a buyers market and unless you provide great value for money; bargains that the consumer feels loathe to leave then you will be crushed.Cash Flow is King.


  34. Political strategist, Wish in Vain,John The Baptist call him what you like, he is doing what he does best. See what you see , hear what you hear, well its up to you to believe all that you hear and see. Food for thought or reality versus hope ;IMF or else ,take a lot give a little. Words of a fool. Use your brain or get brainwashed.

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