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The Yankee Stadium submitted by Yardbroom

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It was a balmy evening, the night sky was lit by stars, seemingly suspended to sprinkle stardust. Cars highly polished, were parked in the streets surrounding the Stadium. Ladies resplendent in stoles covering arms earlier exposed to the sun, were held close by husbands and partners suitably attired. There was a whiff of expensive perfume in the air, as chauffeurs stood beside their automobiles, prepared for a long wait.

The ladies glided into their seats at ringside, shephered by their male companions who acknowledged business colleagues and friends at ringside. Some couples brought cushions to protect expensive attire from the early evening dew. This Yankee Stadium was in of all places Brittons Hill St Michael. The great and the good of Barbados sporting society were prepared for for a night of boxing.

Enterprising women whose land surrounded the stadium, charged small boys and young men a few cents for a perch in the high trees on their property, which gave a view of the ring. One is reminded of the phrase often used at the turn of the century in New York to describe Barbadians: “As soon as these West Indians have two more cents than a beggar they want to start a business.”

Outside the stadium the ubiquitous sweet sellers were hard at work, downwind of them the rich aroma of freshly roasted corn wafted the night air as corn lay atop coals whose embers were red aglow. Small boys scampered about as they often do when excited. No doubt an exciting evening of pugilistic endeavor was expected.

Brittons Hill? I hear you ask, I doubt anyone under fifty years living there would have seen the Stadium.

In this most unlikely of settings, a purpose built boxing stadium was erected and a successful one at that…thanks to Belfield Alleyne . For those with no knowledge of this Stadium, at Brittons Cross Road, travel towards the Villa Road, after about thirty metres you will come to Cummings Road. Turn right, the site of the former Public Bath will be on your left, about twenty metres along the road, is the site of the Stadium. Almost opposite the site where Mr Chase had his Blacksmith shop…many an old donkey cart owner would know of him…a nice man.

I wonder if Jack Dick and his fellow pugilists could return what they would think of the place now? Alast Brittons Hill is not the place it used to be… a glimpse of old Barbados.

Missing the last bus submitted by ganong

Boys will be boys they say. That includes liking girls. That also includes visiting them at their homes if you are allowed to do more than stand on the premises. Some fellas assist the girls with their homework, and others get to cuddle and do diverse and sundry deeds. All this was all well and good, once you left in time to catch the last bus home. If you left your girl and all was well, and the rain didn’t fall, well you counted that as experience. But often if she was quarreling cause you were “horning she” you got no good night kiss and you left disappointed. It was usually on such nights that the windows of heaven would open and the rains would descend in torrents. There is perhaps no experience as bad as the triology of leaving your lass in a huff, missing the last bus and then being drenched by a tropical downpour. That is what you call missing the last bus in beautiful, beautiful Barbados.

For those from other shores, and those of recent vintage we must clarify a few things. Depending on where you live in Barbados the public transportation system the last bus leaves Bridgetown, the connecting hub and capital at a particular time for each destination. In the sixties it was 6 pm for some destinations, 8 pm for others and 11 pm for others- like mine. It was incumbent therefore to know this important information when engaging in the science of chick checking (courting.) Very few youngsters were then given their father’s car to engage in this lofty pastime, and fathers were not given to rise from their warm beds to rescue silly sons who did not know how to be punctual. Missing the last bus therefore meant that you had to “slam tar”- a most inelegant euphemism for walking home sleepy and tired in the dark!

Usually when you were at the young ladies home, as the clock hands turned towards 11 p.m the young lass would put her hair in curlers or she would otherwise “set” her hair. As soon as you left she was in her warm bed. By the time you reached the bus stop she was far, far away in slumberland. And we the love-infected fellas were on the road struggling to get home. But as they say, boys will be boys; and that includes checking chicks in the approved Bajan fashion. Any girl worth her salt-or sugar- could easily induce the most quiet and conservative boy to miss the last bus. Any normal red blooded chap who sought after the mystical “sugar and spice” of which girls are alleged to be made, readily risked missing the last bus- and getting laughed at. After all, boys must be boys!

One Thursday in July 1972 I left home in St James to seek a job at the JuC Factory in Bay Street. I was unsuccessful and so I went up to Wanderers Cricket Club in Dayrell’s Road to watch an under nineteen cricket game between Barbados and Trinidad.(Craig, Ashby of Cawmere played in that game. As well as Nigel Johnson and Joel Garner.) Cricket finished at 5:30, and I ought to have set off for home at that time. But the lure of seeing my darling, who lived opposite the cricket ground was too great. Next thing you know it was 10:30. Since we had heard no bus pass on the way up to the top of the route, wisdom dictated that I should run to town if I was to catch the last bus to my home in St James.

In those days I was at my peak in the science of running for the last bus. I could run the two miles or so to town in less than 20 minutes if missing the last bus was to be averted. I was not of course an athlete, but until then I had never missed the last bus. True to form I hit Fairchild Street at 10:50 after running through the rain for over a mile. To my dismay the 11 o clock last bus to Holder’s Green was gone! Gone before the time!

I boarded a Paynes Bay Bus and descended therefrom at the bottom of the University Drive on Highway one, to walk the two miles or so to Redman’s Village area. Would you believe it? Half way on this trek the rains descended in a manner that would have caused Noah to fear. I was soaked for the second time that night as I walked wet and wearily homewards. No one could personally have cursed me as I cursed and chided myself that night.

The following night I walked my sweet heart home from the Youth Service, and left in time to run to town to catch the last bus. What do you suppose happened? The bus again left before the scheduled time, and again I got soaked. What angered me most was that I was there on time! It was not my fault that I had missed the last bus! That really hurt! I retired from this pastime at the tender age of 22 when I departed to Jamaica to study. By the time I returned to Barbados I was married and owned a car.

Some years ago my wife and I were entertaining the sweet heart of one my fellow medical students at our home. One rainy night my colleague came to visit, and as expected, lost track of time and missed the last bus. The bus had taken an alternative route to the end of its route near to my home. As a result we did not hear when it arrived. We heard when it left, however. My friend had missed the last bus! He had arrived! He could be certified as a real chick checking man!

I announced to my colleague “Eustace boy, you miss the last bus and we are too tired to drive you home tonight. You will have to walk home. After all you are not a real man till you miss the last bus, and walk home through the rain.”

To my amazement his girlfriend responded “Come Eustace, I will go with you.” They were both Dominicans, and certainly did not know the way from Rendezvous to the Medical Students lodgings in Jemmott’s Lane, just outside Bridgetown. However, because she was the first girl I had met who was willing to accompany her boyfriend home after missing the last bus, I relented and we drove him home. This, after I had rolled up all over the floor having a good Bajan belly laugh at his plight.

Today, few young men know what it feels like to miss the last bus, because they tend to go courting with their parents expensive cars. But I believe with all my heart that a man has not truly courted properly the Bajan way unless he has at least once, on a rainy night, missed the last bus.

Come on fellas . Let’s have some good last bus stories.


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314 responses to “Life In Past Barbados”


  1. Ian, you might be correct but I always thought it was the Birdie. Was his number L140?

    Yes Chuckles, I too liked Mr Wellington (aka Bull dog or bos canis). He was strict but fair.

    I recall once coming to school with a shirt the neck of which was a bit tight. He ordered me to button the top button and put my tie in its proper place. He then noted that he knew my father, and that if I asked him for a shirt he would provide one. I had to remain chooked up for a double period.

  2. Devils Advocate Avatar

    Interesting!! some ruffled feathers as expected. Some of you seem to read only enough to form arguments. So something is wrong with my son’s cricket ability because he was bowled out by a girl? Interesting!! I have seen the young lady bowl and she is quite good. She is the youngest child with three brothers! As to the rough sweaty boys comment, he was also referring to himself!! ( there are also rough sweaty girls at his school!!). Is there some reason my son should exclusively prefer the company of males ? Don’t grown men sometimes get tired of doing, hairy, rough, ‘guy stuff’ and seek out females (with the compromises… ‘tea parties’ that come with female company?)
    My son is gentle with females because he has buried a sister. He is gentle with women because his grandfather, stepfather and other males in his life taught him that. My father has cried in front of us on more than one ocassion, not excessively but appropriately. I am simply saying that we need to change some of the ways our boys are socialised. I agree that some female teachers are inexperienced in socialising boys. I understand my boys, I would have been out of my depth raising girls since I’m not a ‘girly’ girl, I am practical. At school I would have been the girl bowling since my grandfather raised me to defy stereotypes and to believe in my abilities. I was free to express myself as an individual instead of being placed in a box labelled ‘female’. I try not to handicap my son by teaching him to fit into a box labelled: rough, tough, angry, and hard to hold. I would advise all, both male and female to use all emotions but appropriately, not excessively. I believe in balance and I am open with my sons and respectful of their male pride. Mothers must be careful not to put their sons in roles that are more appropriate for their daughters. If more women continue to come forward for the teaching service than men then either more men must enter the service and the female teachers must be trained to socialise boys. Genralisations about male and female ablilities as well as some general mysogyny abounds in the posts above. Here is something that we are not talking about. How have we trained our boys and men in the past as opposed to the present with respect to respect for themselves and for women? Are there some things that should be buried forever? Let us look at the ‘traditional’ role of the male/father in the home, why are boys still almost exclusively raised by lone mothers? If I were raising my son without male influences would it be solely my fault? Or would his absent father have something to do with it? It seems to be phenomenally hard to find men who are committed to remaining in a family setting to raise these boys but there are many men complaining about how ‘gay’ and ‘sissyish’ the young men raised by their mothers are. Most men today talk the talk but they don’t walk the walk. We have a never ending cycle of raising selfish irresponsible men who in turn abandon sons who become irresponsible young men. It is time to stop blaming overwhelmed women and start offering some solutions. I look forward to your ever more interesting, if sometimes trigger-happy posts.


  3. Mr Wellington (aka Bull dog or bos canis) used to descend from “the Retreat” carrying his mark book with our excercise books on it and a little tin in which he kept his chalk.

    He would walk in to classs, and lay his stuff on the table in his peculiar way before saying “Good morning gentleman.”

    He was definitely a class act!


  4. @ Ganong

    While working in St Kitts in 2002 I got a ride with a chap, who on recognizing my Bajan accent told me that he had been taught by LSWillington, and spoke glowingly about him.

    One of the first jobs my son tried his hand at on leaving school was a computer technologist in the business place of one ex Kolij boy scholar from the early sixties. This man has not forgotten his penchant for talking nonsense which was developed at HC or Kolij to a high degree.

    My lad shared a piece which he gleaned from him- which I did not hear I my days. He introduced me to the concept of a unit of beauty called the HELEN (H) and the milli- Helen .

    Apparently Helen of Troy was deemed by Kolij boys to be so beautiful, that her beauty could launch a thousand ships. Those women who were comparatively more ugly could only launch I ship; thus they had a beauty or ugliness of the magnitude of a milli- Helen.

    Fellas really used to talks some ST, neh?


  5. Ganong

    We had nick names for nearly all of the teachers from the Head master down. For most of my Kolij days, our head was “Tank,” apparently a carry over from his performance as a fullback in football. His deputy was “Heads”.

    There were also “Kelloggs” who taught French with a serious Bajan accent. He has since been known as the creator of lyrics for Red Plastic bag.

    When U G Crick returned from being Head at the Dominica Grammar School, he was promptly dubbed “Colonel Rockjaw” by the lower first formers, because he was the splitting image of this character from Sad Sack comics. He is fondly remembered for his teaching of the mathematical concept of “the difference of two squares,” one of the few things I actually learned in Maths classes. Rockjaw taught “As I always tell my boys, a cat squared times a rat squared is equal to cat plus a rat times a cat minus a rat.” Another famous quote of his was “You can lie like a horse can trot.”

    His brother had a big funeral home in Castries St Lucia.

    My favorite teacher of all was fondly referred to as “Billy Bones”, “Billy the Kid” or just plain “Billy.” Billy is one of the few of these fellows who is still alive. I used to see him at least once a year at cricket in the Chanellor Stand, where I would fill him in with my recent exploits. He is remembered for many sayings, especially when silly fellows got him angry.

    Once a chap tried to tempt him by asking, whether it was really true that a whale had swallowed Jonah. His response was “I don’t know whether Jonah swallowed the whale or if the whale swallowed Jonah. But if it (the Bible) had said that Jonah swallowed the whale, I would believe it too.”


  6. All Kolij boys will remember the horrors of a work card or a conduct card. Like all schools too, ours issued a report at the end of the period of study, at six week intervals, and at the end of term.

    Those boys who did poorly were issued summarily with a “work card” or a “conduct card,” if they behavior was deemed unfavorable by even one biased teacher. Such a card issued a challenge for us to “press toward the mark for the prize of the high calling and to study so that we won’t be ashamed.”

    Rather it was a severe psychological punishment of very extreme proportions. Boys issued with cards had to present them to the teacher at the end of each class, so that he could enter in the appropriate space his initials, along with any marks obtained in exercises the period, or /and a comment on behavior. The card had to be signed each evening by one’s parent or guardian, and by the head master each morning before school.

    Any one bad mark on one’s work/conduct card earned one automatically another card. The only thing of greater severity than a work/conduct card that I can think of is to live in a house with a nagging woman.

    There is a particular doctor practicing in Bim today who on presenting his work card to “Peppy” after he had got a good mark in a test only got a signature RLC. When he complained, Peppy argued ‘ Look here, that card is not for good marks but for bad marks.

    One of my special memories of school was when we sang hymns thrice weekly at morning assembly in the school hall. This is something I remember with great fondness. The voices of 600 boys singing “Heavenly Father, send thy blessing on thy children gathered here” or “Loving Shepherd of thy sheep, Keep Thy lambs in safety, keep”, or “Faithful Shepherd, lead me in the pastures green. To sing “Lord dismiss us with thy blessing (the hymn sung at the last gathering of the school every term) for the last time, was most emotional and heart rending.

    When ever we sang “Lead us, heavenly Father lead us,” we had a ball since “Tank” hated us stressing the “S” sound but it was so subtly done that he couldn’t really locate any offender. It would go something like “Lead usssssssssss, heavenly Father lead usssssssssssss, O’er the world’sssss tempessssssstuoussssss ssssssssea. Guide usssssss, keep usssss, feed usssss and so on. That was fun! Even Billy enjoyed that prank by the boys.

  7. what on earth is this Avatar
    what on earth is this

    Devils Advocate
    You obviously have a problem.
    We are sorry that your son is a poor cricketer, and that in our day that a TOM BOY plays cricket better than those at his school who are supposed to be REAL BOYS. I don’t think you have ruffled any feathers. We have just told you as it is. Rather it seems that your feathers have been ruffled.

    You say that ;;;;;;;;;;;;Some of you seem to read only enough to form arguments. But yet you have now twice come on this thread looking for an argument.

    Most of the posts on this thread harped on the high esteem in which women were held in our day. Ganong cited how his girl made him miss the last bus, or attend net ball games even though he didn’t like netball. He talked about how his singing like a nightingale was because of the kisses he got from his girlfriend prior to Evensong. The posts is filled with healthy reminisces of respect for girls. Even when one post spoke unfavorably about Bajan women, it was ignored. Yet you come with your chip on your shoulder talking bullshit about your sissy boychild.

    NO one says that your sissy child should exclusively prefer the company of males. The prominent posts on this thread repeatedly state that boys of our time sought the company of girls, and that because it was not as common place as it is today, that they particularly appreciated it. Read Ganongs posts again.

    Perhaps the reason you are raising your son without male influences or with a step father is because you ran away the father with your nonsense, or you were/are a very poor woman. Then it would be solely your fault- wont it? Clearly if I was his father I would be an absent father too, judging from your tone and tenor.

    You say that you are not a ‘girly’ girl, and that you are practical. Do you mean that girly girls are not practical? Can you see that that is a big nonsequitur? Your grandfather raised you not to be placed in a box labelled ‘female.’ Great. So if you now don’t behave like a female, you expect a male to treat you like a female, and stick around?

    It seems that your father left and your man left too. We feel your pain, and empathize with you. Go see a psychologist!

    It seems now you are doing to your sons what your grandfather did to you. Only in reverse. You are over compensating. He will not be
    rough, tough, angry, and hard to hold by a woman, cause he will be a wimp!.

    There you go! I have given you the interesting, trigger-happy post you desired.

    If you want to dictate what should be discussed on a thread on BU, politely ask David to start a thread on the ideas and ideals about which you harp in your last paragraphs, and we might just participate, but right now re reminiscing about when boys were boys, and girls were girls while being practical simultaneously


  8. Dear What on earth is this”

    You are being a bit acid now aren’t you?

  9. Devils Advocate Avatar

    It seems that your father left and your man left too. We feel your pain, and empathize with you. Go see a psychologist!

    So if you now don’t behave like a female, you expect a male to treat you like a female, and stick around?
    How is a female supposed to behave?

    It seems now you are doing to your sons what your grandfather did to you. Only in reverse. You are over compensating. He will not be
    rough, tough, angry, and hard to hold by a woman, cause he will be a wimp!.

    Whose post did you read?
    Who said that my man left me?
    So basically it is the womans fault when men leave?
    The mere fact that my son has a step father means that I managed to find a man who was willing to take on the responsibility left by an irresponsible child (oops), man who abandoned his child.
    What on earth is this
    I think you are the one with the chip, take your own advice, get some help, dear. I notice that the gentlemen you have quoted did not respond with such great venom. You have also chosen to take my comments completely out of complex.
    Judging from your post, you have a crystal ball and you know which boys will be sissies.
    Why don’t you start the ball rolling on the subject I introduced. We have already had a taste of your opinions on the subject. An attitude like yours will earn you many ex-girlfriends and ex-wives but judging from your venemous answer you have experienced some trauma already. If I were as bitter as you are I really would be raising my son without men in his life.
    Thank you for proving my point.
    Lets get back to seeing the past through rose coloured glasses now.


  10. When ever we sang “Lead us, heavenly Father lead us,” we had a ball since “Tank” hated us stressing the “S” sound but it was so subtly done that he couldn’t really locate any offender. It would go something like “Lead usssssssssss, heavenly Father lead usssssssssssss, O’er the world’sssss tempessssssstuoussssss ssssssssea. Guide usssssss, keep usssss, feed usssss and so on. That was fun! Even Billy enjoyed that prank by the boys.

    We had the same problem with the music master but we deliberateley stressed the ssssss. The boys at Combermere had a habit of bobbing up on the up in ‘up then’ in the school song.
    Did most of your teachers have aliases that only the children used for them? did they ever find out what you called them behind their backs?

  11. Devils Advocate Avatar

    We had nick names for nearly all of the teachers from the Head master down. For most of my Kolij days, our head was “Tank,” apparently a carry over from his performance as a fullback in football. His deputy was “Heads”.

    Is this the infamous tank who once said ‘open the window and let in some fresh light?’
    We heard a rumour of some sort at Combermere.
    We had ‘Ben browne’, ‘Hot lips’, ‘Pregnant head’, ‘Big toe’ to name a few.


  12. I never heard that one about Tank, but I would not be surprised because it fits in the mould of the type of things he said.

    My favorite one was ” It has been brought to my attention, that some of you boys have been getting off stationary buses while they are still in motion.”

    He was of course referring to the habit of hopping of buses in the bus stand.

    Hopping of busses was of course an art. You had to remember to keep running after you alighted on the ground on your feet, otherwise your backside would hit the ground. Guess it had to do with the Physics of centrepital or centrigugal forces.


  13. I suspect that some of the teachers knew thier nicknames, although if they did they didnt let on.

    One silly lad did once call OA Wiltshire by his nick name Chilly Willy, and bore the consequences. Chilly was short and had a face resembling the cartoon character who looked like a Penguin. He was properly nicknamed.


  14. Ben Browne was in my Premed class at Cave Hill in 1971. I think he taught Maths at Cawmere at the time, and wanted to switch to Medicine, but he could not handle either Una Moore’s N2 Biology Course or the young girls in the class.

    Some time in the eighties he married one of the student nurses who couldnt handle nursing school either. Murder.

    Devils Advocate thanks for returning the thread to looking through rose coloured glasses.

    By the way, did you study Chemistry at Cawmere? If so who was your teacher?


  15. There was also at KOLIJ in the 70’s and probably before; Fanny Fields who taught Chemistry, Walrus, Herman, Suds, Ben Moore (his real name), Django (he taught English)…..


  16. We had a teacher who was nicknamed “Breadcart”. Apparently when the bottles flew during the mini riot after the aborted Supremes concert around Independence in 1966 he was discovered hiding under a bread cart.

    Why the penchant for nicknames? Almost everyone I knew had a nickname, is this strictly a bajan tendency or a Caribbean one? A favourite pastime was listening to Reddifusion with the Social Hops (Dances or what were later called Brams) announcements. They would go like this: “A Grand Social Hop will be given by “John Jones” better known as “Stew Food” at the Club Randal/ Horse Hill Casino etc.
    Without the nickname attendance would suffer as many people would not know who was sponsoring the dance. There were some people whose real names you did not know and were only revealed in their death announcements.


  17. I am not a kolij girl but what experiences you guys have had!

    I read over some of your comments twice (especially the funny ones)


  18. Ganong wrote “There were also “Kelloggs” who taught French with a serious Bajan accent. He has since been known as the creator of lyrics for Red Plastic bag “.

    Mr Tony Walrond a.k.a “Kelloggs” is now the Chairman of the Board of Management of Harrison College. He is a past chairman of the National Cultural Foundation.

    Canon Ivor Jones a.k. Billy Bones is in his 90’s and still can play a game of tennis once a week!


  19. Man I remember a time I get mentioned in the QC magazine for a girl who used to come over for Maths or something so. The accusation was false as I was strictly a Ch CH Foudation man.

    She was a sort of Tom Boy and would engage readily in fights with the boys with water bottles in the lab.

    One day the girl put rubber tubing in both of my back pockets while I was other wise distracted and turn on the water.


  20. There is the story about Kelloggs and a chap called Clarke BL (remember you were often adressed in that way.)

    Clarke called in some unexpected high marks after a French test in which the books were exchanged and marked by one’s peers. Kelloggs responded Clarke BL. BL —Big LIar . Let me see that book!


  21. ha ha ha ha GP


  22. Ganong, I believe that L140 was Mr. St. John’s licence plate. All I remember about the car was that it was OLD and had a distinct list to port. Didn’t stop the Burly from picking up tons of HC boys until it was crammed to bustin’. He was definitely my favourite. I also liked Mr. O.A. Wiltshire, “Chilly Willy” to some, and F.N.A. [Fanny] Fields. For sheer class you couldn’t beat Mr. Bertie Callender or Maj. Sam Headley, with whom I shared many a partnership for HC 2nd Eleven.

    I still see “Tank” occasionally and he reminds me that I did very well to become a successful airline captain even though Norman Bindley thought I was hopeless. I also see Rev. I. McK. Jones occasionally: another class act!

    Great memories of a wonderful school!


  23. Georgie Porgie // August 19, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    I suspect that some of the teachers knew thier nicknames, although if they did they didnt let on.

    One silly lad did once call OA Wiltshire by his nick name Chilly Willy, and bore the consequences. Chilly was short and had a face resembling the cartoon character who looked like a Penguin. He was properly nicknamed.
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Chilly lectures part time up at the UWI!!! … amazing but true.

    He spoke of retiring last time I saw him sometime in 2007!!

    This is absolutely true!


  24. … he looks the same as I remember him at HC.


  25. Yes I have fond memories of Maj. Sam Headley (mensam= accusative of mensa, a table, one of the first Latin nouns we learned).

    The Rev. I. McK. Jones was as you say another class act. I always went to spend part of the day taking to him in the Chanellor Stand when he came to cricket.

    When I met him at cricket I would often say “Sir you know that none of those folk reading the news on tv could ever read in your English class!” And he would respond “You know!’

    Of course I did, because few besides me ever read in his class!

    His signature statement was ” The next boy that talks, I am going to carry him down to the head master MYSELF, and stand up there and watch him get his tail cut! So talk! Then we would the ends of the handles of his glasses in his mouth.

    But Ian, I know that you were a fish of some sort, but I didnt know you could bat too man!


  26. @ John

    Really? I had not seen him for a while before I left Bim. I used to see him walking in the Wildey area.


  27. The best I can remember bout Fanny Fields is when he tell my good friend Ganong. ” Ganong if any one was to look at you, they would THINK that you were reasonably intelligent. But they would be wrong!

    That same day Fanny held the Kipps apparatus incorrectly and it dropped out of his hand and broke. So we used to sing to the tune of Archie brek dem up—- Fanny brek the Kipps!

    At end of the class Fanny would shout “Burners out!” One day a fella called Scollie was tardy I responding to this command, and Fanny took the Bunsen from his hands and had the flame close to Scollie neck saying when I say burners out I mean burners out!

    There was never a dull moment with Fanny man. We loved him.


  28. Fanny used to like to give the men chemical equations to balance in tests, especially the ones on permanganate and dichromate.

    Then we would exchange books and mark each others book. One such day a lad from Guyana called Earle harrassed Fanny with a barrage of questions.

    Fanny responded with Earle you always asking the most questions, and when done you does get the least marks.

    Anyway, Earle not to be deterred sings out Sir this boy leave out a 2 in balancing the equation. How to mark it Sir?

    Fanny answered “Is it right?”
    Earle responded “Sir but he only left out a 2 Sir”

    Fanny argued ” It either right or it wrong. its either three marks or no marks. He wrong, give him naught”


  29. Ganong dont forget the one with the quantitative analysis man.

    Had a fellow putting bare stuff in the test tube to over filling.

    Fanny caught him and declared ” You dont need a bucket full! If it is there, it WILL react. If it aint there it CANT react! You dont need a bucket full!

    These things remain indelible to me 40 years after man.


  30. But better than that is one told by our Foundation friends about the fella who complained about his marks. I cant remember if it was Kingo, but I have since quoted the response wherever I have taught.

    The teacher said ” Sonny I have a simple marking system. its simple like this.

    All the facts– all the marks.
    Half facts- half marks.
    No facts– no marks.”

    I have always enjoyed that.


  31. @ The SCout or who was talking about thiefing fruit

    I was reminded about the tale about the lad who passed and saw and who started to admire and covet the some lovely bananas thus “ The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not want, but I want that hand of bananas.”

    The watchman entered the garden at the same time and overheard the fella verbalizing his covetousness and retorted “If ya touch one, I gwine lick your tail in green pastures besides the stilled waters!”


  32. Fanny Fields was once showing his chemistry class how a particular metal reacts when exposed to air (oxygen). It may have been sodium. Anyway on this occasion the small lump of sodium not only bursts into flames, it is propelled violently by the combustion and the small fireball is heading directly for the face of a student. With reflexes worthy of a test cricketer fielding in the slips, Fanny quickly put his hand out and caught the burning sodium thus saving the boy from sure disfigurement. However, Fanny suffered severe burns to his hand.

    To be honest, I was not there but heard this version of the story. I did see Fanny with the bandaged hand.

    I hope that GP and Ganong have “A History of Harrison College – A study of an elite educational institution in a colonial polity” by Ralph A. Jemmott in their book collections.


  33. Never heard of that book.
    Must get one.


  34. Georgie, I used to open [Left-hander] for HC 2nd, Intermediate and 1st XI. Loved de pace but suspect against spin. One afternoon at College B, Maj. Sam and I put Maple 2nd to the sword. I got a little cocky in the mid-80’s and got out to LBW. When I was walking past Sam going back to the pavilion, all Sam said to me was, “Pity Edghill, you could have had your ton, but you were plumb.”He was a great inspiration to me. He was there the late afternoon when Michael Grannum [sadly deceased] and I went out to open against Empire at College A. Opening for Empire were Charlie Griffith from the Queen’s Park end, and Courtney Selman from the Weymouth end. Pace like fire! In 30 minutes batting in fading light, Michael and I scored 45 without loss [IE 30 n.o., Grannum 15 n.o.]. Never forget it. First person at the bottom of the pavilion steps was Maj. Sam.

    Another was the former Controller of Customs Laddie Deane, whose son David was on all the teams I played on for Kolij [very stylish right-hand bat]. Mr. Deane never missed a game, and followed us wherever we were playing and was a very vocal supporter and encourager, a real gentleman and class act.

    Ralph Jemot’s book is excellent and well worth buying.

    All the Best Georgie, and all you former Collegians out there.

    Iain.


  35. Ian seems as you were a better cricketer than a swimmer. I know you swam well. Charlie Griffith did not ease up on school boys that put him to the sword.

    I remember Grannum. He used to sit in the pavillion with George Best and watch us little boys play before school on mornings. Pleasant chap!


  36. I can never understand how we got through Chemistry at HC without a serious accident or injury.

    We had no safety glasses, no aprons, no safety gear, no nothing, we just went by Fanny’s instructions.

    He had a second man, Inniss, who also kept an eye. There was also a tall skinny guy who also worked with him but I can’t remember his name.

    Sometimes he would invite us to draw near as he demonstrated some experiment on his bench just infront of the “Fume Chamber”.

    He would regale us with stories about the past and besides learning chemistry we were royally entertained.

    I think his idiosyncracies helped me learn chemistry as I could relate a principle he taught to for example the time he picked up the board duster and wound himself up to pelt it at some student who shall remain nameless.

    He always did that. We loved the theatre.

    Nowadays he would be brought up for intimidation of students, but then it was pure fun, part of the show.

    I remember hearing of a Lower Sixth Class when he was demonstrating some reflux apparatus with boys ringing him and the apparatus while he held court and told his stories.

    It started to act up and Fanny went quiet and peered over his glasses closely at the flask to see what was happening inside. Everybody fell silent and watched.

    Suddenly he shouted “Run”.

    People went through windows and any nearby doors and under benches.

    Fanny’s apparatus exploded and the reflux column hit the ceiling.

    At first I didn’t believe the story but sure enough, when we went into the lab, the stain over Fanny’s Bench on the ceiling was there to be seen.

    Wonder if they have painted over that spot over Fanny’s bench. Next time I pass through I’ll have a look see.

    Fanny was simply great!

  37. Let me Jump in hey Avatar
    Let me Jump in hey

    I thought that the Al Gilkes Column published in the NATION on: 8/17/08, and entitled Bolting to see Usain, is relevant to this discussion, since he examines our use of the word “bolt”.

    HUNDREDS OF WORDS and phrases which used to be as common to the Barbadian tongue as cou cou and flying fish have either disappeared completely in recent years or are now used so infrequently that they will soon be found only on the dump heap of popular usage.
    One such word is “bolt”, not the noun bolt, as in lightning bolt, door bolt, bolt of cloth, or gun bolt, but as in the verb to bolt.
    As a verb, one of the meanings of bolt is “to swallow food hurriedly without chewing”. And back in the day when electronic gadgets were mainly found in comics, like Dick Tracy’s wristwatch TV and in impossible-to-believe science fiction movies, there was hardly a young person who did not bolt his or her food. Older persons did, too.
    Youngsters bolted in order to get back outside the house as quickly as possible to rejoin one of the popular games and energy-sapping activities of the day, whether it was playing bat and ball (cricket), hop scotch, cowboy and crook, racing rollers, scooting, stick-licking, cork-sticking, or playing football with an inflated pig’s bladder.
    Older persons bolted their lunch when, without the luxury of ZR vans and minibuses, they had to “rush down the food” in order to rush on bicycle or foot to get back to the job on time.
    I can still remember enduring many a hard slap across the head because I would not “hear to stop bolting” but never thought that at this age I would find myself bolting food again.
    It happened yesterday morning when, just as I was anxiously settling down to watch what was to become the fastest 100 metres sprint in history, my chef-to-be son, Damani, handed me a plate of tasty scrambled eggs with, of course, four Eclipse biscuits on the side.
    That put me in a dilemma. I couldn’t eat during the race because, excited as I was I could very well have ended up choking. Nor could I do so afterwards because by time I had settled back down, the eggs would have gone cold.
    So, as I would have done as a boy confronted by a bowl of cou cou and red herring or a thick ground-provisioned soup but in a hurry to get back to some tip and run cricket, I bolted down the eggs.
    And hardly had I finished than a lightning bolt from Trelawny, Jamaica, appropriately named Usain Bolt, flashed across my TV screen in a new world record 9.69 seconds. Unbelievably, he did so after stumbling in the blocks and cruising across the finish line with his left shoe untied.
    When I had finished jumping, screaming, and imitating what I am sure Elephant Man will soon have the world dancing to as “The Bolt”, I had to bolt again to write this column which I could not get written before because the only thing I could think about was a Bolt.
    http://www.nationnews.com/editorial/306755406734447.php


  38. Once a fairly duncy fellow told Fanny, “Sir, be careful with that acid, you might burn out my brains”.

    “You have nothing to worry about, son”, was Fannie’s quick retort.


  39. John wrote about Fanny He had a second man, Inniss, who also kept an eye.

    I read Iniss’ obit in the Nation online either early this year or late last year. He was also a serious strict fellow too, I recall.


  40. Guess we all go at some time.

    Inniss rarely spoke from what I remember but you knew not to cross him.

    I just can’t recall the name of the tall skinny assistant with glasses who also assisted in the labs all the time I was there.

    Seem to remember him riding a bicycle and mostly wearing a hat but I could be wrong.

    I can’t remeber him ever speaking, but he had a pretty severe presence which commanded respect as well.

    Discipline and control was maintained with, from what I remember, little effort from the staff.

    You knew what was expected of you and you tried your best to do it. …. of course there were also times ……!!!!!


  41. why dont you all get your own blog where you can go and brag wunna asses off

    wunna just want to brag that wunna went to school at harrison and we all know what this means in this class discriminating society

    stop bragging -it is enuff to make me puke !!!


  42. C’mon Q, let old fellows remember the good ole days. Did you not enjoy yours. John, that skinny fellow in glasses was a porter along with Yearwood who used to ring the bell for periods and end of school. We called him the “Deputy Headmaster”, he was so serious.


  43. Juris

    … the emphasis being on old!!

    Q, ….. have a laugh at us if you are “young” … or not just not so old!!

    In our way we are paying our respects to some great teachers whose memory will remain with us always.

    …. and we haven’t even touched on most of our teachers yet …. so be prepared to grin and bear it when one more teacher is remembered fondly or other HC boys hear of the thread and decide to contribute their two cents.


  44. Q,

    …man tek it easy on the old boys nuh, it is refreshing to hear that these HC boys actually seemed to have had a bit of fun at school…. I always thought that all they did was latin and physics…

    In any case the thread sweet, sweet… just hope that the cawmere possee dont start up…

    I like ‘Tank’ too bad… and don’t talk bout ‘Peppie’ Clarke – I remember he well from cadets…


  45. Whereas HC boys have posted on this thread, we have also had a few from cawmere and a few from Foundation.

    The posts started with elegant pieces of prose by Ganong and Yardbroom about LIFE IN PAST BARBADOS. Since this includes our schooldays we have had memories shared by dome ex- Harrisonians (note I did not say OLD Harrisonians, so that I could be politically correct.)

    There is NOTHING AT ALL TO STOP ANY BARBADIAN WHO IS YET ALIVE AND WHO LIVED IN A PAST BARBADOS FROM CONTRIBUTING ON THIS THREAD IRRESPECTIVE OF WHERE THEY WENT TO SCHOOL.

    It is very stupid of any one to come in here spouting highly distilled bovine excrement such as that perveyed by the obviously envious Q

    Could you not contribute anything more lofty than the faeculant material you put on this thread. Your post is certainly an emetic!


  46. Hi for the record I dont have a problem with ANYTHING you said; I went to an older secondary as well but I never had such a great time as you guys.

    I enjoy reading your memories and values as you have gone through life! Come on Q lighten up a little! lol


  47. BT

    I am sorry to dissapoint you. Besides Latin & Physics Kolij boys were essentially normal fellows who talked a high level of BS. I certainly had a ball at school and at UWI where there were no shortage of Kolij boys, Cawmere boys and Lodge boys.

    You taling bout ‘Peppie’ Clarke and the cadets.
    Man I remember we did a route march from College up Constitution Road , Halls Rd and along Highway 3 to the area next to Cawmere.

    Fellas marching and in drill bringing the feet parrallel to the ground etc, and Peppy meking he little pretty steps and failing to lift his feet.

    I remember too that we used to mimic Peppy’s voice. I was so good at it, that when my son was at HC , one day when I went to pick him up in the square, I shouted in Peppyesque fahion “Look ere ! And the students scattered!

    I like ‘Tank’ too bad… and don’t talk bout ‘Peppie’ Clarke – I remember he well from cadets…
    yalkbESIDES


  48. Another Tank tale

    Last Day at Prayers

    We done sing the usual hymn ” Lord dismiss us with thy blessing , once again assembled here ”

    Hear Tank in the announcements, with his Friar Tuckesque balding head, held to the side in Tankesque fashion.

    ” At the end of this academic year…. we find that we are two and a half teachers short!’

    Soon after in the holidays our Wood work teacher VV Bowen died . I guess he was the half teacher about which Tank spoke.


  49. I remember Tank telling “Tai P” Griffith, now Assistant Commissioner of Police, to report to him the next term. Griffith had attempted to report late after final assembly. Tank told him, “As far as I’m concerned, you’re absent. Report to me the first day of next term.” The irony is that Griffith was leaving for the last time that day and not returning to school.


  50. Did not know tyronne ‘TP’ griffith went to HC.

    He does not have that braggadosio spirit that you find in most of these HC boys especially the older ones.

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