Submitted by Old Onion Bags
Four thirty AM. I most thankfully arose to see yet another Barbados sunrise, after giving all due homage to the The Almighty for allowing me the now enviable privileged to see yet another beautiful morn. At my age, you know you blessed as you hear daily of peers going on to the ‘Great Beyond.’ It was Saturday, and not living too far from the highway, I could hear the party owls making their treks home after a night of enjoyment. So what I thought, I too was once a party animal with all the indulging that went with it, it’s all part of growing up.
What I was not prepared for, was what next greeted my still yam-peed eyes. As I peered through the small opening in the curtains, I received the shock of my life. No this could not be so I pondered, looked at my watch and rubbed my eyes again. My neighbor Harold’s beautiful twenty-something year old daughter Melissa, planting a serious tonguing on another female. It was as passionate as her father would Betty his wife, or my son Hilary would his girl friend Jasmine, definitely a hot and steaming Kodak moment. She apparently had just gotten out the another young female’s car, definite tired from all the partying the night before, and was seemingly expressing gratitude for that most enjoyable night before encounter with the bomb shell.
So as not place anybody in any further embarrassing position, I hastily cowered back into the safe retreat of the wife’s drapery. I was transfixed and spellbound beyond comprehension, and certainly not wanting to believe my eyes. Here was a most curvaceous, attractive, educated and well brought up female doing the unthinkable. A sweet little blossom that grew up right before these eyes, the semblance of US film star Vivica Fox and endowed with assets to suit. I at that moment thought I was still dreaming, and that I must have not awaken as yet. Pinch yourself boy as this may be just a dream. Sadly, I realized it was not.
Has anyone else noticed the now impenitent increase in lesbianism in this country or am I the only one? As a matter of fact, it would seems as if it’s more now the ‘in thing’, that a mixed match. How could this be I often wonder? Why, what are these young fellas doing wrong that could be causing these beautiful women to seek the company of each other? Back in the day, we knew some ‘ wicking’ used to take place but no way with this frequency and enormity. Those ladies of that time used to be up in age, more looking like men and could not hold on to a man for what ever reason. Not nowadays buster….sweet little angels and creams of the crop now doing the imitative 69 and ‘hammering’ and to some so called ‘ hard seeds’ envy. Some old fellows getting horn by women too, but they don’t dare say a word.
It is tough enough when a macho man putting some licks in your backside but when it is another woman…I could well imagine, like Patrick Heartbreak Hotel song, “you musse want to kill yourself.” Days of Noah and Sodom and Gomorrah like there once more here. One sure thing for sure though, Onions nor he wife turning into a pillar of salt or a salt bread. Blessed all, I hope you sure too.