The rules are simple, use your imagination and what you know of a person’s character to make the story fun, and always end with ……
Here goes, I was at the BU meeting when ROK walk through the door with a friend but when bonny pepper look round she……
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what kind of half story this is. What imagination what? Out with it. LOL!
@Ready done
can’t touch dat!
… she face set up like rain one time. ‘Who’s this woman now? And why your beard so greasy, uh? Let me hear you explain that…
Sorry. Couldn’t resist. A suggested title for the story could be ‘Scandal in the BU Family’ lol. I’m just playing. Love the concept btw Ready
Who de overweight clown yu wid. Stupseeeeeeee
rok yuh breakin de heart man.yuh te dis ting fuh sport.
look wuh yu gon do murdahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
………but when bonny peppa look round she sings out, ‘Wait ROKkkkkkkkkk, wah de r***shole gine on hay man, wah gine on hay mannnnnnnn”? And befo he could wink, blink or tink, I had two stabs in he a*s. In his dying breath, he mumbled, ‘dat,dat, dattttttt is my mudda, i did comin ta intraduce she ta youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Luv um RD.
and when Bonny look round died of fright for ROK had brought President Jagdeo of Guyana to discuss the merger of the two nations.
Pat is really David’s mother. And David is really David Thompson. And Bonny P works undercover for the Vice Squad who want to entrap Rok for pimping young girls in the Bajan Porn Industry.
I am Christ in his ☩ Kingly Character . (Don’t tell anyone, or they will crucify me again).
when bonny saw what she had done.she yellsumbody called de lawyer cheltham let me tell he it was a accident me din inten to kill me rok me luv he soooooooooooooomuch! When rok hear bonny words he say you aint killme nobody kill de rok.now come over here and give me one of dem smoooch i been waiting so long fuh!murdahhhhhhhhhhhh!
But then Bonny realised it was a hallucination. ROK was really dead and the police actually got to the scene quickly. She quickly sprinkled some of the blood on herself and told the police she needed surgery at Bayview. As the ambulance took her away she called her family and tell them to book de plane ticket……..
……but when Bonny Peppa look round she snatch up a metal chair an boun at ROK wid it ta buss he head. But Atman, Scout an Dolphin Mout run an tek de chair from she and tell she ta cool down, doan bring sheself in trouble cause trouble doan set up like rain. Bonny brek down and start crying real bad. It tek Yardbroom to come and hug she an try ta console she. I hear he telling she, ‘doan worry bout he man, he is my frien, but he doan treat you good a’ tall.you look good enuff ta get any man. Ya want me ta cah ya home????????
The last I saw of Bonny,she was getting in de car wid Yardbroom and who you tink was gettin in de back seat? De one n only Bentwood DICK.
LOL! LOL!
Wunna bad!
…my friend ask me, “wait, dat is Bonny Peppa? She like a ready done chicken waiting to be eaten. I say no fella, she look like a well dressed salad to me. Then my friend said, “…but you saying the same thing as me; she edible.
As Kiki kick in wid the music, in waltz BAFBFP and meaning to dance and break into a sweat, he gone and turn on ac and left she running cold. Bonny Peppa start to cry when she see BAFBFP stepping, Laaaaaaaad……. but what mek it worse, Halsall walk in and start to dance too but to a tune in he head. By now you know that Bonny hollering fuh murda.
All of a sudden…. bang, bang, bang. David with he gavel, call the meeting to order. He introduced his executive committee: Secretary and note taker…..
Rock pulled out his video camera took his clothes off and took bonny in front of everyone and they all lived happily ever after and named their child david.
… and with the introductions done David and the Committee turned to the matter at hand.
It had come to the attention of the Committee that there was a sprat going by User Jack who could be likened to a raceway. He zoomed here, there and everywhere. Despite the best advocacy from the wise ones sitting on the Committee he remained fixated to his own-way view. After some deliberation the Committee felt the best decision was to suggest Jack view the Spielberg classic Jurassic Park.
The decision was sure to raise eyebrows among the BU family. David was known to be firm but fair. Has he now gone balmy? Fortunately the BU family was frequented by people of and pretenders to the Medical Community…
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Whith the decision made by the committee. User Jack said that ain’t my name and so I ain’t bound by any rules .That decision is fuh children and any how if wunna can get my name right how can wunna make decision. Yuh ever heard of Rok well that said .i don’t play games unless luv gameswid the hot Bonny Peppa,Nuf stories there to tell. She luv me enough to go to prison fuh me , Now tell me that ain’t love. Well the moral is ”Dat better to be love by one than never be luv at all”.Wuh bout you David?, What about yu Bonny or whatever yuh call she,?
Man, wunna good. Just keep um gine.
What yuh saying Rok ain’t true bonny neva went to nuh prison. Bonny say she was in exile living the life of riley . you had better wise up bonny say she ain’t no fool . she say fools rush in where angels never dareand she be saving all de luv for you!Thecommitte n eed to address this issue once again .befor they have another murder to deal wid.
Maybe Rok and Bonny should live together instead of marriage if Rok isn’t ready for her yet
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Kiki
Well, he better be ready fa me, cause I real ready fa he. I doan want na ‘live-wid’. I want rings. Rings, Kiki, ringss.
Pull up dis tune fa me Selecta:’He wears my ring’ by Betty Chung.
Bonny
Sorry for the delay
I was on the road
Special Request and Popular Demand
Here’s “He wears my ring”* by B.Chung
(*)=s/b “Rok wears Bonny’s ring”
We all try so hard to be better people.
Better than what?
What could be better
than simply being ourselves?
琪琪
I was at the BU meeting when everyone was a hopeless, witless dick.
By the way, what happened to that child sex-trafficking ring in the Caribbean publicized by BANGO Sec. Gen. de ROK?
I was at the BU meeting when de ROK first told his sorry tale of “SICK WOMEN”, the one featuring a woman and her two daughters “doing it” to “black boys” at the supermarket.
Then De ROK said: “@ Bimbro. 12 inches is what these ladies come looking for.”
Murdah!!!! How we laffed!!!!
It’s funny how in times of crisis we look for every and anyone to blame but ourselves.
It’s funny how in times of crisis we look for every and anyone to blame but ourselves. Now if the current political institutions in Barbados are interlaced with fraud as some here seem to suggest, then perhaps there is an obvious need to address the checks and balances that are at fault one would think. If some claim that the ignorant and ill- informed electorate is contributory to current climate of incompetence that has visited the small island of Barbados. Then perhaps next time the opposition party which in this case is the BLP: ought and certainly must do a better job of articulating a message capable of arousing the collective conscience of the Barbadian – electorate. And this idea that the electorate somehow sold they vote for a cell- phone, does not sit well me because it undermines the very concepts of reason and common- sense. And finally, it is just a low blow to charged the electorate with the labels of being ignorant and ill- informed, when those who had it within their grasp to change the current equation in Barbados. But failed miserably to articulate a message capable of persuading the electorate to make informed choices come election day. Yes, I do understand that the electorate in Barbados is so ignorant and ill- informed that it chose its belly over its collective needs. (lol) Com on now, the staunch proponents of the BLP agenda, ought and must give the Barbadian – electorate a little more credit than that. The people chose the better of two evil and that’s the bottomline.
BAFFY rose on a point of Order and the Chairman David[BU] asked Donkey to take a seat
“Me Lud” intoned Baffy in his deep voice ‘ i think that under rule # 24 section 2 of our constitution Donkey has erred from the topic under discussion and is to be banned forthwith from this meeting for 33650 days or death, whichever comes first.”
He continued to speak knowledgeably on beards and moutsnatches and made mention of some fairy tale that men with nuff moutsnatch does use a particular oil dat does come from a particular source.
At this time the room fell silent and all eyes fell on ROK who started a low chuckle while pulling said beard and licking his lips lasciviously
Wnen Bonnie Pepper was able to summon up the courage to ask ROK the truth of the statement ROK pleaded the Fifth Amendment of the USofA
The meeting immediately into a furore given that it was a BU meeting, based on British Rules and a few queried how a rule from the United States about the right of a person to refuse to answer a question on the grounds that they may incriminate themselves could have entered into the deliberations.
It was noted that a number of the smooth faced males however moved close to ROK and seemed to be begging him for more information on where he got the oil from, one bald headed chap was seen to be a little more avid than the rest and was heard to say “…you mean to say all i gots to do is put my head dey?….”
ROK nodded sagely….
got to be white people fooling around
Piece
If what you have written is suppose to be funny…. then I’m laughting my belly full? lol Man! Why don’t you crawl back in the hole from whence you came. You BLP pot-timer(!) Dude, you’re so ignorant it’s incomprehensible…. I wonder how you manage to put your shoes on in the morning. Now take what haft of a brain you have left and try using it for thinking rather than writing because you suck at writing as well. Now please forgive me because I have a tendency to over- react, when I am responding to people who wear their beliefs like a borrowed rain- coat.
piece
Your madda should have whipped you soundly at home to teach you manners to come. With that being said: don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else? Now leave me alone and don’t you forget to take your 8pm medication for your enlarge prostate which restricts your flow brother.
Dompey !
What is the matter with the person to whom you speak.
Your tone sounds as though he/she is pissing you off
Yagga
Things cool bro….or sis… I am just trying to pursue these BLP pot- timers to return to the path of truth. Especially, the sensual and sexual booty machinist Piece…!
Piece
BAFBFP get ban sa many times it is inconceivable that he would now turn ’round and ban somebody else … ha ha ha. .. White people … ha ha ha 🙂
DAVID … The stalker come back … You know what to do … ha ha ha
DAVID THE STALKER … I thought he did get lock up … but he out agen ….
…the next matter to be discussed at the BU meeting was “food substitution”
ROK being that he was a man from the 1950’s suggested wisely that the cuntry should look to growing ostriches and asses!
Bonnie Peppa was the first person to query where the ostriches would be reared for she felt that with all of the poop/jobby that they deposited that they would have to have appropriate space.
To the which the Cahirman David [BU] responded that it was only fair that, given that the HoA already had a fair amount of shite being perpetrated on the peoples of Barbados from the Parliament Buildings and the other place on Bay Street that the place on Broad Street be secured as the primary farm and the Government HQ be the second venue.
The motion carried almost unanimously, it was noted that AC and CCC vehemently objected and the Master of Arms had to lift both of their asses, sorry bad word, donkeys out of the meeting room.
Yagga rose and in his inimitable poetic prose, accompanied by the sweet sirenish music that Kiki always brings to BU meeting, asked for clarification as to what was meant my asses.
He hoped that the food substitution plan did not refer to the type that Bulbados was internationally renown for but donkeys yesiree Equus africanus asinus!!
Ross and Jeff Cumberbatch were asked immediately to translate the latin phrases for the uninitiated among us and one particular character who seemed to have only gone to kindergarden in the USofA who, from the time that the meeting began and the Bulbados Anthem had been rendered in sonorous voice, had been seen miming, like Millie Vanilla, and then had burst out singing the American Anthem….
THe Chair instructed Mo Fo to shut up, sit down or be expelled as had happened with AC and CCC….
What is this life is full of care we have no time to stand and stare…..
@Piece
Brilliant, see you guys are not averse to accessing BU Archive?
One is forced to ask when is a domkey not a donkey if all the marks are evident?
Nice one, i like that one hahahaha
Man .. I like Domkey …
Defintely a bro
Domkey
bro to bro
takes no ho
Yagga yo
Yagga ye
Yagga ye he he
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaagga –in the archives (but archives bldg. condemned though ! Chester rides a horse and Elaine boils soup on a open fire in Trenchtown-observing the Hippocratic oath !
I was at the BU meeting just after Bonny (murdah!!!) Penny crucified de bitch an den come nother memer o de BU Fambly saying:
“Barbados does not only want groups like Hezbollah,or Hamas,we also need Al Queda,Robert Mugabe & Idi Amin style politics along with leaders of the calibre of Pol Pot of Khmer Rhouge fame and Saddam Hussien.”
Good BU meeting!!!!! LOL!!! How we laffed!!!!
Today is April FOOLS Day
heh heh heh
I was at the BU meeting after Bonny crucified de bitch an den BU Fambly Member said:
“Yes I said murdered Canadian tourist Mr Schwarzfeld is white trash.I make no apologies for calling her that.”
Murdah!!!! We did laff so!!!!!! Lol
@Baffy
Who hates who?
Where Domkey got off to a bad start was his stubborn use of multiple monikers despite repeated warnings. As you know managing the blog has become a bit of a handful for the BU household and we will not suffer anyone who want to be a fool gladly, we do not have the time. Commenters should make their points, have their fun but respect a standard to make the blog a good experience for most.
On Tue, Apr 1, 2014 at 8:57 PM, Barbados Underground wrote:
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Aw, this was a very nice post. Taking a few minutes and actual effort to produce a really good article… but
what can I say… I put things off a whole
lot and don’t seem to get nearly anything done.
I was att he BU meeting when De Rok told the entire world about his knowledge of children putting their mouths onto the penises of white men.
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