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Submitted by Dr. Grenville Phillips II

Every year, young lawyers are admonished by senior lawyers not to steal their clients’ money. It seems that every year, senior lawyers are accused of stealing their client’s money, and some are charged, arrested, convicted and imprisoned. This cycle continues to this day.

So far, nothing that the Bar Association has tried has changed this cycle of behaviour. Various groups have advanced solutions that will also not likely change this cycle. They thought that reciting the lawyer’s code of ethics to young lawyers and admonishing them not to steal would result in less stealing by senior lawyers.

ASSUME ALL LAWYERS ARE THIEVES

We seem blind to the notion that simply telling thieves not to steal and expecting them not to is lunatically absurd. Why would anyone think that such admonitions would work with lawyers who have a tendency to steal in ways more creative than a typical thief?

There seem to be two effective solutions of solving this national problem, and both must assume that all lawyers are thieves. Clearly most of them are not. However, given the consequences of their Clients losing their life-savings, it would be prudent to make this assumption when giving them this money – and foolish not to.

SOLUTIONS

The first solution is to adequately maintain and use the Bar Association’s Compensation Fund for its intended purpose, which is to reimburse Clients of their dishonest members. The Bar Association’s response to the desperate cries of victims of their members should not be to spend more money on lawyers to argue their case in court, but to inform them about the Compensation Fund and reimburse them accordingly.

The second solution is for Clients to keep their money so that it cannot be stolen by lawyers. Instead, they should let banks take the financial risks by obtaining a mortgage and let the banks negotiate with the lawyers and obtain the title deeds to the purchased property.

PEACE OF MIND

Once the transaction of money for title deeds is completed, the Client should pay the bank and get the deeds. There will be bank fees, but they are simply the costs of letting them manage the financial risks.

This is a win-win-win situation for everyone. The Clients win by having the peace of mind that they have not followed the many unfortunate clients who trusted dishonest lawyers with their life savings. The lawyers who have a tendency to steal win by having a bank-managed system that removes the opportunities to steal. The Barbados Bar Association wins because it should lead to less of their members going to prison for theft and money laundering.

KEEPING STOLEN MONEY

The Bar Association is evidently ineffective in preventing thefts by their members. They give the public false hopes that they provide meaningful oversight and that their Disciplinary Committee can expeditiously resolve thefts done by their members. Their actions do not seem to benefit the Clients of their dishonest members, but only lawyers.

When the Bar Association disbars lawyers, then those disbarred lawyers cannot earn fees from the discipline in which they were trained. Therefore, they have less incentive to repay the money and more incentive to hide and live off of the stolen funds. Meanwhile, the lawyers who are not disbarred get an opportunity to increase their share of the legal services market.

THE ROOT CAUSE OF THE PROBLEM

Despite these effective solutions being known, it is foreseen that people will continue to put their money at risk by giving it directly to lawyers. They will likely do this because they will continue to make the assumption that their lawyers are honest.

Clients who, for decades, cannot recover the money they gave to dishonest lawyers because of the inefficiency of the judicial system, which happens to be managed by lawyers and harshly criticised by the Caribbean Court of Justice, may eventually realise that trusting their lawyers was a fatal assumption – and the root cause of their problems.

Grenville Phillips II is a Doctor of Engineering and a Chartered Structural Engineer. He can be reached at NextParty246@gmail.com

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24 responses to “Fatal Assumption”


  1. Two questions.

    What are the total claims by the declared victims in relation to balance outstanding in the Compensation Fund?

    On what basis can it be assumed banks will accept the responsibility to act as a clearing house for settling transactions?


  2. I was assuming that the banks wouldn’t know. There are often fines for early repayment, I think, but nothing like what they would have earned over the course of the mortgage.


  3. A good piece by GP2.
    There are a few quick fixes that are available but these are always off of the table.

    “Law leadership” prefer to gives repeated mouthing of nothing, with their voice becoming stronger and louder as they leave office.

  4. Belt and Braces approach to fraud Avatar
    Belt and Braces approach to fraud

    If X-Tax Haven Barbados is stepping up it’s game in Money Laundering, (or,
    I should say Anti-Money Laundering), then the AML agencies should be able to monitor Client to Lawyers funds payments in banking system and implement AML law and fraud penalties and appropriate charges for criminal Lawyers found in breach of the Law Societies legal code of conduct.
    Law firms should also be fined for all breaches that their individual law practitioners / employees engage in, in their name, to stamp out bad practice, so they are forced to implement better systems of control.


  5. Banks have no internal capabilities to process legal transactions, end to end.

    For RE deals a new agency or agencies must be set up with land registration, title records varification, etc. Escrow agents in the USA, they are called.

    Then a mechanism to controll them, titled insurance and the like.

    This might require the privatization of such activities, like in the USA.

    For non property deals the law must be changed to criminalize anybody taking money on behalf of another. Again in the grand old USA, such is or could be considered as money laudering.

    Even cashing a cheque made out to somebody else is money laudering, even when endorsed by payee.

    We aplogize for giving examples from the “beast of the belly” but of all the official crookery therein, the faceless robbery of clients and comingling thus are not things their citizens must fear.

    English common law makes clients wards of lawyers.

    That this problem, even in the face of the Thorne Commission and constitutional reforma, is likely to avoid scrutiny speaks to capture of governance by legal criminals, all!


  6. The banks will do this because it is actually getting a mortgage.


  7. We would venture that as many of 95 percent of RE deals in the USA are closed without lawyers.

    Only complex transactions so need.

    More generally, citizens can almost navigate the entire legal system without lawyers.

    We’ve even seen people from jail houses bringing claims, making appeals to higher courts, etc as citizens!

    Citizens, as legal persons, in their own right. Without being the wards, or in capture, of any body else.


  8. What BAR will discipline such reprobates when they’ve pledged allegiance to said BAR/CROWN which license them to operate with impunity rendering the entire system rife with rot? They work for the CROWN not the people.

    BUT

    this can be easily rectified for a coward dies a thousand deaths.

    Mother Nature demands balance, such balance demands retribution to equal the scale…birth of a Justice Posse. Barbados needs a Justice Posse who will mete out retribution against such criminals. All thieving lawyers should be beaten until they surrender clients funds. Failing such they should be sent to the ‘great beyond.’ ‘Leave them to God’ is folly. Why allow a criminal lawyer to send you to ‘an early grave’ when you can easily dispatch his arse. Madness!

    “What is brown and black and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.”

    “What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? The lawyer charges more.”

    “What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A leech will let go and drop off when its victim dies.”

    “What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things a pig won’t do.”

    “What do you have when you’ve got six lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.”

    “What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.”

    “What’s the difference between baseball and law? In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re out.”

    “A tragedy is a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat.”

    “”Are you a lawyer?” “Yes.” “How much do you charge?” “A hundred dollars for four questions.” “Isn’t that awfully expensive?” “Yes. What’s your fourth question?”

    “”Criminal Lawyer” is redundant.”

    “A surgeon, an engineer, and a lawyer were arguing about which profession was the oldest, and the doctor said, “Well, on the fifth day of Creation, God took a rib from Adam, so surgery is the oldest profession.” The engineer said, “But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos, so engineering is the oldest profession.” And the lawyer said, “Yes, but who created the chaos?”

    Happy Thanksgiving to all you BU MOFOS!


  9. Most efficient organizations shed non core activities.


  10. Wuh part you pusher man live? Cause he like he is sell gud weed.


  11. No thanks!

    For it is this rassoul “thanksgiving” which is no more than the epítome of the colonial settler state.

    The same people, even to this day, who are carryung out genocide in Palestine…..

    Are the very motherfuckers who celebrate this day after the genocide of those who saved their colonial project on Turtle Island, as the indegenous peoples have called it for thousands of years.

    By showing these settlers how to exist, live, in their socalled new world.

    The turkey, for example, was brought as food to the settlements on the east coast at a time when the settlers from Europe were dying of starvation, as winter approached.

    Indeed, had these misguided indegenous peoples not have a sense of mercy there would never have been the most wicked, violent, state which the world has ever seen, as stated by MLK.

    And having been so saved the colonialists went on to murder 100 million indegenous peoples in their socalled new world.

    These are the real motherfuckers, all!

    That we fail to see the direct continuation of settler colonialism, its straight line to Palestine today, as a socalled thanksgiving, continues to be central to colonial construction, under the rubric of a fslse merryment represents a human condition given to tinsel not reality.

    For these reasons, and more, only the big mushroom-headed deckie can now restore balance on earth.


  12. For these reasons, and more, only the big mushroom-headed deckie can now restore balance on earth.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Even you yourself will be surprised at how correct your (if somewhat X-rated) prediction will be.

    Those heartless demons who have, for millennia now, executed terror and mayhem, PARTICULARLY on God’s chosen brass bowls (who have tended to respond like TYPICAL brass bowls – with love, forgiveness and by turning the other cheek) will pay DEARLY for the wickedness of their fore parents – and for their OWN current unrepentant wickedness….

    Skippa…It will be even worse than you contemplate….
    …and soon.


  13. David, in addition to dishonest lawyers, banks and mortgages have also been included in the discussion. Therefore, surely we cannot forget those unscrupolous building contractors who, similarly to dishonest attorneys, are also participants in the ‘con-artist scam’ to ‘rip off’ prospective home owners. They, along with equally dishonest carpenters, electricians, masons and other artisans, have for years ‘been lying in wait on their unsuspecting victims.’


  14. Bushie

    Two things!

    One, all the philosophy read, everything learnt has long led here.

    Two, nature or Ntr does not create the same thing twice. And all it’s creation has a purpose.

    That we’ve been unable to disinvent nuclear weapons, even after Gorbachev committed the former USSR to this, if the West would agree.

    Said to this writer that there must be a purpose, maybe even a divine purpose, for nuclear weapons.

    For if we, including this here writer, could not succeed in disinventing the surest means of total planetary destruction, then there must be a purpose for them.

    And they can be just a single purpose for weapons capable of destroying the earth 100s of times over.

    As we, Bushie and Pacha, totally agree, coming to this conclusion from different directions.

    And this is a “real real” ‘Fatal Assumption”.


  15. @Artax

    We know the problem, our jurisdiction lacks a regulatory rigour that is required to support efficiency.


  16. @ Pachamama on November 24, 2023 at 4:11 PM said:
    (Quote):
    For if we, including this here writer, could not succeed in disinventing the surest means of total planetary destruction, then there must be a purpose for them.
    And they can be just a single purpose for weapons capable of destroying the earth 100s of times over.
    As we, Bushie and Pacha, totally agree, coming to this conclusion from different directions.
    And this is a “real real” ‘Fatal Assumption”.
    (Unquote).
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Maybe it’s time to reset the planetary clock and put (back) mankind in his puny arrogant place as he was 25,800 solar years ago at the end of the Great Year.

    Maybe the last of the Hopi prophecies is about to unravel!

    “These are the Signs that great destruction is coming. The world shall rock to and fro. The white man will battle against other people in other lands — with those who possessed the first light of wisdom (The Middle East). There will be many columns of smoke and fire such as White Feather has seen the white man make in the deserts not far from here. Only those which come will cause disease and a great dying.”

    The question is: who would ‘fire’ the first nuclear shot?

    Would it be the Zionists with total disregard of the fears of the father of nuclear destruction, the ‘pagan’ Jew Oppenheimer?

    Maybe the vision of the blind Baba Vanga is about to come true.

    Would the planet witness another visitation from extraterrestrials to prevent the self-destruction of mankind before global warming itself eliminates that genetically-modified member of the primate ‘family’?

  17. Israel is younger than the average Bu-er Avatar
    Israel is younger than the average Bu-er

    Israel is younger than the average Bu-er
    the 2 Bu scholars still remember good ol’ days of apartheid with affection
    one still believes that racist whites are superior
    and the other thinks all blacks except him are stupid and inferior

  18. Well, it seems like, total destruction the only solution Avatar
    Well, it seems like, total destruction the only solution

    USA is pretending to be a peacemaker but is is a snake in the grass and ain’t doing shit will Palestinian children are killed by the Jew -ish lynch mob

    Mmm, no use, can’t stop them
    W’ain’t no use, ya can’t stop them
    Ain’t no use, no one can’t stop them now
    Can’t stop them now (no one can’t stop them now)


  19. …Are you not preaching to the choir?

    Maybe you should head over to COURTS Barbados where they were busy celebrating ‘Black Friday’ I saw a CBC YT report, where the MM was gleeful about their Black Friday Bonanza and the long line outside the store. The MM was boasting about their hottest item being the 50″ tv which the natives are purchasing only to learn when and where they can purchase some more Black Friday and Cyber Monday bullshit. Furthermore 2-face Nana’s Ghana were celebrating Thanksgiving. Apes will always ape! From the Originators to the Ape. Oh how the mighty have fallen……

    Now tell us again why some big mushroom-headed dickie will waste his time coming to restore balance when he has sent his bitch Karma to rectify the fuckeries and she is currently doing a mighty fine job, isn’t she? She’s busy busy because there’s lots of work to be done.
    ——————————————————

    HAMAS and HEZBOLLAH still kicking arse and they are showing the world why you should never bend nor bow to stinking Whyte wanna be supremacy. The Arabs live in the Desert which is ruled by Scorpio and Scorpions will take themselves down as long as they are taking you down. They Fear no death unlike some of us who would rather assimilate and take orders.

    HAMAS HEZBOLLAH will defeat the genocidal idiots. Instead of Black Friday shopping we should look, listen and learn.


  20. It was always a ‘fatal assumption’ to presume that the truce mediated by Qatar and Egypt and signed by both Hamas and the Zionist entity would have been obeyed by Satan.

    Indeed, every single legal clause has been violated within the last 48 hours.

    The Hamas list of negotiated prisoners to be released was altered by the Zionist gangsters.

    The Zionist war criminals sought to prevent the prisoners actually released from celebrating their freedom.

    Zionist captives held by Hamas and released were warned not to speak to the media for fear they would again tell tales of the wonderfully humane treatment from Hamas.

    What democracy!

    They also threatened Palestinian illegal captives thus held from speaking about their prison conditions, including torture, denial of medical care and more.

    Two Palestinian civilians were killed by snippers during this truce.

    The number of trucks bringing in humanitarian aide was less than half the daily number agreed.

    These Zionists are no different to the untrustworthiness of Bajan lawyers.

    And as with the Bajan lawyers it maybe be better to eliminate them completely instead of entering legal arrangements with them.

    2000 in administrative detention, without charge, could be held indefinitely or under secret evidence, meaning no evidence.

    In the last month the Zionists has arrested another 3000 Palestinians in the WB and Al-Quds. Nearly 10,000 in the jails of the occupiers.

    Separately

    Hamas has outright rejected the aims of the criminal Americans as they now seek to protect the war criminals in Tel Aviv by sending ‘peace keeping troops’ into Gaza. Why not the West Bank or Jerusalem as the criminal Zionists continue to conduct genocide there.


  21. @Hants
    I believe my comparison with a toy train with all the bells and whistles is apt.

    Smoke is observed the bells and whistles sounds, but the train is going nowhere.

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