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Jeff Cumberbatch - New Chairman of the FTC
Jeff Cumberbatch – New Chairman of the FTC

Life is really not as complex as many make it out to be. In the final analysis, we find ourselves existing on a big rock which is spinning wildly through space at ridiculous speed, somehow managing to (so far) miss the millions of other rocks and other objects also speeding randomly through the same damn space.

With that perspective in mind, one would think that human beings would be much less obsessed with the accumulation of materialistic bling, and much more reflective of the kind of high level thinking that could, and would, have created such a perilously balanced world. In particular, on the reason and objectives that could have led to such an obviously temporary, short-term existence for humans. But NO!!!

We continue to be obsessed with money, material things, ‘status’, and all other things that are clearly only means to the end of sustaining the very short time that we have been allocated here to make sense of the clearly fantastic concept of ‘Life on Earth’. Even in this misguided predisposition, we are not ‘intelligently obsessed’.

We have large Corporations with huge financial resources at their disposal, and yet their main objective in life seems to be that of squeezing every last possible drop out of their customers in order to further enhance their already massive profits.

Barbados Light & Power for over 100 years made good profits and provided good service to the country. Now we have EMERA on the scene and the profit levels have more than doubled, while the quality of service has fallen badly, provisions for future needs have been neglected, and they have taken a hands-off approach as the country plunge headlong into a ridiculous Waste-to-Energy scheme – which BL&P admits to having studied and discarded as unsuitable for this country.

Cable and Wireless, like EMERA, makes a disproportionate percentage of their profits from this region. In other words, they overcharge customers in this region and subsidise those in their ‘developed’ home countries. Despite this already loop-sided exploitation, C&W has now used their massive wealth to re-established a monopoly for their communication services -such that they are again able to dictate prices, control supply and reduce quality without fear of retribution.

Of course we all know that our (FTC) Fear Trading Commission is nothing but a show to satisfy the formalities required by international agencies. It merely rubber-stamps whatever these monopolistic vampires demand.

What can Bajans do…?
Barbadians can EASILY counter the selfish moves by these vultures by responding in kind to their monopolistic moves through formal and informal co-operatives.

With Electricity…
It is now quite legal (and VERY feasible) for small communities to get together in co-operative neighbourhood groups and to invest in solar /wind energy systems which can be used to provide most of their energy needs.

To avoid the legal quagmire that the vultures (with the support of the Fear Trading jokers) have instituted by way of inter-connection regulations, quotas, limitations on size etc, stand-alone battery systems are now very feasible. Also independent and unconnected service can be retained from the BL&P to be used only where and when needed.

It is even easier to squeeze LIME
There is ABSOLUTELY no reason why every damn house in Barbados needs an internet service. Again, by getting together with neighbours, Bajans can share this simple service by simply sharing the login password (and the cost) within a group.  Three of four families can therefore get together, experiment, and work out which services can be disconnected, then they can make a contribution to the payment of the needed internet services …. with an immediate reduction in monthly charge. of up to 75%.

IF LIME AND FLOW CAN GET TOGETHER TO SCREW BAJANS, WHY SHOULD BAJANS NOT GET TOGETHER TO UNSCREW THEIR DONKEYS?

Give your next door neighbours a call TODAY and cut your outFLOW of funds from next month.

54 responses to “How to Squeeze a Lime”


  1. @Fearplay

    Agree with you, it was a tongue in cheek.


  2. This is a very interesting article.

    It features LIME (now called Flow or Slow) and The Fear Trading Commission also called the Fair Trading Commission.

    After a while everyone finds out that what “that troublemaker Weekes” keeps publicizing in his “one-man campaigns” about this travesty and their (collective?) abuse of “dominant market position” is not so singular and experience after all.

    As time progresses and the voices continue to rise, it comes to light that the unilateral treatment of disdain is what all of us are experiencing but incredibly, so few are willing to speak out about.

    Of course, I have no option but to carry my issues with them to court, when the fear Trading Commission abdicates its responsibility as the adjudicator of Consumer Issues, but, should 1,000 of us band together and carry these similar matters to court, then the sheer force of numbers should make a difference, once we meet up with Men and Women of Character on the Bench.

    There are still a few of our Judges who have balls of steel and are driven by Justice

    I have started a case against LIME and, if any of you want to join my matter, if you are being overcharged, having internet service woes, are being overbilled, or have paid for yellow page ads and not been listed for two years and they refuse to give you a rebate or any of the myriad travesties that you have experienced at the hands of LIME, aided and abetted by the FTC, feel free to reach me here at BU.

    Strength in Numbers


  3. Oh dear, I have been trying to wire money from my bank account in Grenada to FLOW in Barbados so as to settle my account but what with the damage caused by Kick Um Jenny to the underwater cable, it appears as if my bill will have to remain unpaid. Ah well, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander I suppose.


  4. While I am in complete agreement with your analysis, it is merely superficial and shallow. Barbados has a system. It is the system that keeps us in chains politically and economically. In order to change this system we must drastically demolish and reconstruct a better, more democratic, and efficient system of government. We are still beholden to a system of government that was not designed and intended to further our interest. We are still worshiping a system that even its inventors have discarded some time ago.

    Let us do the right thing and become a truly independent people and country.Bajan

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