Both snail slime and seaweed are regarded as top anti-aging, beauty treatments in the US and Asia.
The beauty industry is always looking for the next big thing to market to consumers, the more “exotic” and expensive, the better.

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BAF,BAF, BAFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Now list-ten to me causen I only saying um once:
Dis ol geezert may be ol school but lemma tell ya, tawk bout sof n tenda n suck-ulent. De young whippa-snappas dat does got you lickety-lipz n dickety-dick waterin, in want nutton wid dis suck-ulent n moist ol geezert. ya wanna bet? gimme a holla anytime den.

Ms. Rosemary
LOLL.

Colonel Buggy
I spen lil time inGermany n I kno dat I eat summa all kinda strange shite-tings but dem did taste good n dem stan dung in me stummuck. So eff wunna-all gine gimme ‘snail’ jess doan leh me kno wah um is befo I eat um. Den again I change my mind,From now on, I in eatin nutton dat I doan kno wah um is. So you gine gotta cancel dah dinna-date dat we had fa dis Satda nite at Bagatelle GH. LOL ya too swoiteee.
By de by, I still luvs ya.

My dearest nevu Halsall
Oh jesus croisssss, you name BAF now?
Kip outta big peeple convasashuns likkle boy.
Didn’t I tawt you as a youngsta dat it is bad mannas ta juck in ya mout when big peeple tawkin?
I wood gih you a hard slap n put ya in de corna widout any suppa tonite.
Wait til ya trough put n bubble in um.

Cornerrrrrrrr. de slap comin later ‘ron.

My dearest nevu Halsall

Cornerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Bonny …. So I gun still need to walk wid my Gillette Fusion?

Bonny ……BAFBFP might not be a pork eater…he is a Muslim….Ha haahhhhaaaaaaa He might like hot dawgs.

BAF
Wahevva mek you feel good, walk wid, causen when ya get hay all we gun got on is de radio, hare? Gillette fusion or holla-groun razah.

Islandgal
Dere is pork n den dere is udda pork. Ef ya dowt me, ask any good pork connoisseur.Muslim or rasta. Ask BAF.

Oh shoot I sorry I miss and went to a appointment …I miss all dis ol’ talk .. David you see how dese chicks behaving inside hey … David, Padre you have to exercise standards .. Ha ha ha ha .. David de killin mah. Look dah joker who bring the calypso “Too much Bitin’ insects” got to be on he way out. I ain’ too sure ’bout ratas and Muslims but I took a shine to Sparrow from the time I was in short pants and short enough to peep under skirts without gettin’ discover …

Pluck Chckens … my head dizzy now … oh Gad …!

I have read about this giant African Snail in Barbados and how it has been ignored as a delicacy. The African Snail is not different from conch (with the exemption that snail is on land) and conch is at sea. Surprisingly, we have no problem eating conch. In the Bahamas, for example, conch is even prepared raw and it is a popular delicacy. On a serious note, the snail is the most expensive meat item in Nigeria. All that the Barbadians need is learn how to prepare it. Simple lime juice will clean the slimy and it can prepared using any methods of cooking. I need the opportunity to demonstrate this on local television in Barbados. On the other hand why not export it to France. Killing them is nothing but waste of scarce resources. Lets stop killing them and eat them.

And their shells can be used for jewellery and other accessories too.

@Bonny – Lol! I wouldn’t eat them, but I would totally rock a snail shell necklace. If I could learn the proper way to sanitize and preserve them I would make them myself too.

People often take dead birds, bear claws, fox tails, insects, deer antlers, almost anything that is roadkill or has died a natural death, and sell it as wearable handmade art or home decor. So it could definitely be done with our snails.

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” Let’s stop killing them and eat them”.

Wow! The most wise statement of the century!

@ Colonel Buggy:

Thanks Colonel! You have taken us down memory lane. Remember most black Bajans have their Ghanaian ancestry embedded in their DNA. These so-called African snails were brought to the new World along with the slaves as a source of food on those perilous journeys. Just like the green monkeys!

Snails formed an important source of protein and minerals, especially calcium which they could not get from milk since milk was reserved for he whites.

As the black slaves moved away from snails as an important element in their diet the expanding population was contained by the roaming animals such as goats , pigs, small reptiles, wild birds, “yardfowls” and dogs who ate them as a source of food and calcium.
With the adoption of a dainty, pristine, clinical, and chemical-dependent lifestyle, these “roaming” snail predators were removed from our physical surroundings, enclosed in pens on “industrial” farms and fed a diet of imported processed food. This change in the eco system created an imbalance in which these gastropods were now without any natural predator to control their populations; and like humans, overrun the place.